Detective (jikook)

65

One month later

Jungkooks pov

I sit at a table with all the others at work (the twins are napping in a crib I have next to my desk) taehyung looks at jimin "thank you for cuffing jungkook to the table" jimin nods "yeah no problem" I try and get out the handcuffs which were handdcuffing me to the table

Taehyung screams "I didn't mean to!!" I glare at him "my favourite hoodie is gone!!" he shakes his head and holds up a shredded up hoodie "it's right here!! I didn't mean to!" I glare at him "when I get out these handcuffs I'm going to choke you with that fabric from the hoodie"

Yoongi smirks "kinky" I glare at him "don't" he smirks "what you gonna do? ChOkE mE LiKe yOu HaTe mE" I stand up and jimin huffs "well done hyung"

I manage to break the handcuffs and both taehyung and yoongi scream and run away from the table. I glare at them all "you people give me a rash" jimin looks at me "that's a timeout" my eyes widen "wait... But I was just-"

He cuts me off "go sit on the steps!" I groan and he then unlocks the broken handcuffs and I walk and sit on the steps.
Taehyung and yoongi walk back to the table and sit down.

Taehyung looks at jimin "dude...how do you do that?" jimin rolls his eyes "get him to trust you, and he might listen to y- I didn't say you Could move jeon jungkook" I huff and sit back down on the steps

Hoseok laughs a litrle "he's like a little kid" jimin nods "he really is... A disobedient kid" I roll my eyes "fuck you" he shakes his head "no thanks baby" I blush.

I then hear Bo-a and chin-mae crying. I stand up and walk inside, I hear taehyung gasp "daddy jimin! Jungkook moved off the step!" I pick Bo-a and chin-mae up and away them gently "shhhh shh it's okay.... Eommas here" I move them so they're against my chest and I kiss their heads

The others all walk in. Jimin walks to me and gently takes Bo-a from me and kisses her head "it's okay princess.... Appa is here" she stops crying which also stops chin-mae crying

Jimin looks at me "now you go apologise to tae and yoongi" I groan and turn to them "I'm sorry you're both fucking assholes" i turn back around "there... I apologised" jimin huffs

Jin nods "he did apologise... You should have specified" jimin rolls his eyes "oh shush hyung" he looks at me and his eyes darken making me gulp

Taehyung smirks "someone's gonna get pounded~" I blush and look at him "shut the fuck up" he smiles innocently "I'm speaking facts kook... On your break?.... Jimins gonna get his dick out"

Jimin throws a pen at him "not everyone is as horny as you taehyung" namjoon leans against the desk "you use to be chim... You are the most perverted member after all"

Jimin nods "Well yeah... But I've taken a break from that" I shake my head "no you fucking haven't.... You're very perverted! I bent over to pick up some evidence and you made a joke about fucking me at a crime scene"

Jimin nods "I did do that... But I was hungover and wasn't thinking... So I'm blaming that on alcohol" I roll my eyes and then gently lay chin-mae down and jimin does the same with Bo-a

Jimin sits at his "okay but.... Can you blame me? Just look at how sexy my boyfriend is" he mumbles something after but I couldn't make out what it was. I tilt my head "what did you mumble?"

He tilts his head "I didn't mumble anything, I was trying To...stop a cough" he then feels his pocket for something. I shake my head "what's in your pocket?... You're feeling around for something"

He nods "I am checking...... My dick is still there" I stare at him and then decide that I don't wanna know what he said "well its obviously still there, so stop it" he pulls his hand out his pocket

He then gasps and looks down, hoseok gasps "wait what do you mean obviously?!" I giggle a little.
Taehyung nods "he's telling us that jimin has a big dick" I laugh.

Jimin blushes "my dick size is none of your business!" he then uses one of the twins blankets to cover his lap.
I giggle "dick size doesn't matter anyways... Its your personality I'm with you for"

He raises an eyebrow "my personality?" I nod "yes... Problem?" he shakes his head "no I just thought you had other reasons to like me.. And other reasons why you wanted to be with me" I smirk "oh there are~"

His eyes widen "you kinky bitch" I slap the back of his head "not like that!! Aish..."
Taehyung steps back "I can sense so much sexual tension right now" I roll my eyes "shut up"

"AREUM HAS ESCAPED!!!! EVERYONE START SEARCHING FOR HER!!!"