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JunkoFuckinEnoshima
Am currently Iku-sobbing for the lack of fun in this preppy ass school. Don't hmu.
sixteenth.student
...you're the one who texted ME...
JunkoFuckinEnoshima
whatever. anyway, i need ur help
sixteenth.student
again?? what the hell are you gonna do this time?
JunkoFuckinEnoshima
hear me out on this one, okay?
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JunkoFuckinEnoshima
there's not enough drama here at hope's peak. it's all about ultimate talent this, youthful days that, everyone everywhere having fun. no one's popular, everyone's fucking special
sixteenth.student
and? isn't that what school's supposed to be about?
JunkoFuckinEnoshima
XDDDDDDDDDDDD
JunkoFuckinEnoshima
Mukuro wtf? Where's your sense of adventure? I thought all the drab and droll, traumatized ass soldiers like you would at least have that going for them
sixteenth.student
i'm sorry, what????
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JunkoFuckinEnoshima
here we go...
sixteenth.student
Those "drab and droll" soldiers have been through hell and back. They've seen and done horrible things at the commands of their leaders. How many high school students have body counts, Junko??
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sixteenth.student
NOT THAT KIND OF BODY COUNT, BITCH.
sixteenth.student
How many high school students are responsible for the deaths of real fucking people?? I have disgusting images etched into my mind that will never go away! This is the only normal thing I have and I want to live it out in peace! If you can't respect that, don't fucking talk to me sicko.
JunkoFuckinEnoshima is typing...
JunkoFuckinEnoshima
ohhh fuck, Mukuro. Your talent should've been ultimate comedian, cuz you just gave a bitch a good laugh!
JunkoFuckinEnoshima
You need me.
JunkoFuckinEnoshima
I'm the only one with access to your records. Your birth certificate, your ID cards, your transcripts. Everything you need to leave this place. Now why would I let you go if I need your help?
JunkoFuckinEnoshima
I think your best bet is to just help me out. Wouldn't want those things to magically disappear in a kitchen fire or something, now would you?
sixteenth.student
The day I'm able to leave your sorry ass is the day my life will finally begin.
JunkoFuckinEnoshima
Great! So now onto my idea. I wanna start a gossip page on the school's Ki-Bo!
JunkoFuckinEnoshima
It'll be so fun! You find out about the school's secrets and I post them!
sixteenth.student
this is worse than the time you made me pick the lockers in the locker rooms and hang the bras and underwear of the students in the courtyard last year...
JunkoFuckinEnoshima
come on, don't be such a sourpuss. who should we target first?? And don't limit yourself to just our class, you can get A-2 and A-3 as well!
JunkoFuckinEnoshima
you think that good-for-nothing hall monitor has something to hide? maybe that redheaded girl from A-2 has some secrets! and what about that creep who always wears a mask? There are so many possibilities!
sixteenth.student
let's add them to the list of people I owe favors to...
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