Kalani had always thought that she was saucy and she could do absolutely anything and get away with it. She went with this mentality to a business appointment with one of the most influential English bachelors of all times. It was safe to say that K...
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"Deck the halls with boughs of holly Fa la la la la, la la la la (fa la la la la, la la la la) 'Tis the season to be jolly Fa la la la la, la la la la (fa la la la la, la la la la) Don we now our gay apparel Fa la la la la, la la la la (fa la la la la, la la la la) Troll the ancient Yuletide carol Fa la la la la, la la la la. "
"That's fantastic, now please could you please stop the carol in front of my car? " I said, addressing the fake Santas that had sorounded my car singing Christmas carols in my ears.
"Tis the seoson to be jolly lady." One of the santas said.
"Y'all can leave and go and sing elsewhere please."
"It's Christmas time lady, aren't you supposed to be excited." Another fake santa asked.
"It's just mid-October, what the hell? " I asked looking so shocked.
"Wish for something and Santa would give it to you on Christmas morning." one of the santas said.
"What I wish for right now it that y'all leave my car and go do your carol elsewhere."
"Share happiness lady, give gifts , sing, dance and be merry. " Another one of them said.
"Oh thank goodness. " I mumbled, the cars in front had already started moving.
"Have a happy Christmas lady. " One of the santas yelled as I drove forward.
"And you too. " I yelled back.
It was a cold Saturday morning, I was headed to Anna-Leigh's mother's house for her fifty second birthday party
I was actually going early because I was going to assist with the decorations, it was barely 8am in the morning and I hadn't even gotten dressed for the party, my clothes were in the back seat of my car.
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"Heyy babe, did you get the age and number ballons. " I could hear Anna-Leigh yell from the kitchen. Gia was already there and was assisting with the cooking.
