Coffee and Cigarettes 「Johndave」

John's always been the frisky kind.

John Egbert POVー

EB: hey dave

TG: egbutt whats up

EB: you'd never guess what dad said :B

TG: the old man said you can jerk off in the living room again? id pay to fucking see that

EB: dammit dave you know it was just one time

TG: whatever tell me what dadbert said

EB: he said

TG: you fucking tease

EB: that you can come over for summer vacation!!!!!!!!

TG: first of all id be glad to and secondly dont do the vriska thing

TG: lemme ask bro

TG: bro said yes

---turntechGodhead (TG) ceased pestering ectoBiologist (EB) at 20:27---

I stood up from my laptop and smiled. I was excited as hell to meet Dave in real life, however there's a problem. I think he likes me. No offense though I'm just not gay. Even though I've never really liked a girl...

I decided to straighten up my room. I sighed and pulled my hair at the thought of my dad making Dave a cake. No cakes, especially Betty Crocker. Whilst my ever loving fear of baked goods increased, I heard the Pesterchum alert noise.

---turntechGodhead (TG) started pestering ectoBiologist (EB) at 20:36---

TG: bro said yes

EB: yay

TG: next plane from Houston to Seattle is in 2 days

TG: ill be at the airport at about 4pm on Saturday afternoon

EB: yay ok dad and i will pick you up

TG: ok and bro isn't coming

---turntechGodhead (TG) ceased pestering ectoBiologist (EB) at 20:43---

I yawned and leaned back, stretching my arms. I was kinda scared that Dave and I were meeting for the first time. 'What if I smell weird? What if he thinks I'm actually really ugly off-camera? What if he thinks I'm too short? Will he like my dad's cakes... Nah fuck those cakes,' I thought.

I leaned back more, and rocked in my chair. I thought about what would happen if Dave likes me. I rocked harder until the door opened, and I fell backwards.

I landed straight on my back against the hard wood floor with Dad at the door.

"Son"
"Yes Dad?"
"Why"