Just Highschool Drama (Caejose/Caeseph)

Chapter 11

-Chapter Eleven-

"Caesarino..?" Joseph muttered, barely moving his lips as he blinked slowly.

"It's just Caesar," The Italian said, shaking his head and smiling a little but back up a bit as Joseph coughed, "Ew, stop that,"

Joseph let out a small chuckle, his throat dry, "Sorry, uh, lemme go get water-" Caesar's sentence was suddenly interrupted.

"Move! MOVE! I'm the nurse so watch it!" Suddenly, the school nurse scurried down towards the boys as the fire was put out. Luckily it was only in the kitchen and didn't spread throughout the entire school.

The nurses rude response to everything made Caesar furrow his eyebrows and bite his bottom lip, he never liked this woman.

She crawled down in front of them and pulled Joseph into her arms, making him groan and try shuffle away, which only made her grip stronger. She seemed to be around forty or something, her blonde hair raggy and short.

Joseph pushed away her hand but she kept bringing it back, Caesar didn't know what was the matter with it at first, until he saw the nurses hand was placed on Joseph's inner thigh, a place it didn't need to be as he saw her fingers brush against Joseph's crotch.

He growled and stomped over to her, pulling Joseph aggressively into his own arms and stroking his hair, "Who gave you permission to touch him there, sorry?" He asked, holding Joseph close.

The nurse was speechless as she flushed dark red, she looked embarrassed but angry.

"I'm the nurse here, not you. Joseph, take off your shirt and your trousers, we'll sort it out behind the bush-"

"He's not gonna be doing that. No. Leave. I'm the new nurse now, I don't care, you're not taking advantage of a student when they're clearly hurt, no matter how attractive they are-"

"Did Caesarino just call me attractive-?"

"No, I did not, Joseph. Anyways, he's probably in a lot of pain right now and this stupid necklace is tightening around his neck, so I'll gladly deal with this," Caesar smiled pettily at the nurse as she huffed, stomping away.

"Caesarrrrr,"

"What,"

"Please get the necklace off... I.. Its too hard to breathe.." He muttered, tugging at it and yanking, but it didn't move,

"M not kissing you.."

"So you're gonna let me die-"

"Let's change the subject. How are you feeling?" Caesar muttered, pushing JoJo's hair back

"Pfft.. M fine," JoJo mumbled, shuffling around as Caesar sat down with his back against a tree trunk. He was layed with his head on his lap as he squirmed around, "How are you, Caesar-Chan?"

"Don't call me that. And I'm alright I guess.. I suppose we're just ignoring the fact you nearly died but okay..." The blonde boy ran a hand through his hair and stretched out, grabbing some wipes from his bag as he began to clean up Joseph's smokey face. Somehow he had patches of smog on his pale skin, making Caesar smile and shake his head, "You're adorable.."

"I'm adorable?!" Joseph smiled widely and stared up at Caesar who quickly realised what he'd said, shaking his head, "Bumhole.. Be nice to me, this is basically my birthday because I nearly died but its like I'm born again because I didnt die,"

"Not at all! That's the most stupid logic I've ever heard of!"

"Shut up! I'm smart as hell!"

"I wouldn't describe you as that exactly.."

"Yeah. I totally am. And I like Italian pasta,"

"Random.."

"Well I know that Ciao means Hello in Italian! So HA!"

"Yeah, and I know what 'Chiudi quella cazzo di bocca, fastidiosa ma sexy Brit con il quoziente d'intelligenza di una pecora, stai zitta e lascia che ti coccoli'   means in italian but I'm not gonna tell you," Caesar teased, making Joseph gawp

"I only heard the words 'sexy and Brit' in that so.. You describing me?" JoJo smirked and winked at Caesar, who gave him a slap on the face with no hesitation, "OW! What was that for?!"

"For being an overconfident moron,"