Just Highschool Drama (Caejose/Caeseph)

Chapter 31

-Chapter Thirty One-

"Rohan who..?" Dio asked, looking over at Joseph and Caesar.

"Hey, you're that guy that Josuke hates! He always talks to me about how much he wants to kill you for insulting his hair!" Caesar pointed at Rohan and saw him stare around in confusion

"Wait, I thought I was alone here today- ew Josuke- tch- why are you guys here then? Come for my, Rohan Kishibe's, autograph, have you? I see~!" Rohan scoffed and smiled proudly, holding the frog tighter as it squirmed.

"An autograph?! Are you seriously that egotistical, you bastard?!" Jolyne started to stomp towards Rohan but was dragged back by Jotaro who scoffed

"Yare yare daze.." He mumbled, tilting his hat.

"What- what're you doing with that frog exactly..?" Jonathan asked, tilting his head at Rohan who grinned.

"As a manga artist, I need to understand the pain a frog feels when being dissected alive for the sake of reality!" Rohan bit his finger nails and laughed quietly, gripping onto the frog it squirmed and struggled to breathe.

He slammed it onto a wooden bench and grabbed the knife, slicing a line into the belly of the frog, using his fingers to split it open and dig around inside the frogs body with his bare fingers. He had joy in his eyes as he laughed loudly

Caesar stared in disgust, he turned around and puked on the ground behind them, making Joseph pat his back and pull back his hair

"You good, Caesarino?" He asked, raising a brow.

Rohan pulled out the stomach of the frog, holding it by his fingertips on his thumb and index finger, holding it up in the air

"Do you see it?! This is what I need to become the perfect mangaka!" His voice cracked and he stomped on the stomach of it, crushing it with his shoe.

"What the hell is wrong with this lunatic?!" Jolyne looked at him with wide eyes and Dio just stood still

"You need to know how it tastes to really distinguish it," Rohan murmured, sliding the whole dead frog in his mouth. He swirled it around, using his tongue to coat it in saliva as the frogs blood dripped on his lips and off of his fingers too.

He then spat it back out and swallowed the blood in his mouth and spit, looking down at the ruined frog.

Suddenly, the noise of a car beeping as heard, making them all turn around and see... Ah. Great.

"Joseph! You left your scarf 'nd deodorant and I was told to bring it here for you, so h... What is he doing here?" Josuke said, speaking through the car window he rolled down as he threw Joseph his deodorant and scarf, watching JoJo catch it as Josuke pointed at Rohan who had frog blood dripping down his chin and fingers

"Josuke Higashikata? Tch- not this idiot. Leave, you've done what you needed to do, so you have no other use of existing. You're too strange to be in my manga." Rohan huffed, peeling off the frog legs. Josuke grimaced and glared at Rohan

"You bast-"

"HEY GUYS!" Coming from the passanger seat was Okuyasu Nijimura, sitting beside the other as he waved through the window.

"Joseph, please tell me what is going on." Caesar mumbled, looking around.

"Hi, Okuyasu!" Kakyoin called, waving back at him as the two seemed to be good friends.

"Shh, Okuyasu, too loud," Josuke mumbled, reaching towards the male as he left a kiss on his cheek.

"Caesar, maybe it'd be best if we got inside the tent now..? It's finished up, I'm saying the best thing to do is ignore this ever happened and sleep-"

"I would do that, Joseph, if I didn't have the image of a man ripping and sucking a frog implanted in my mind forever," Caesar threw up again and Joseph rubbed his hair, pulling him back up as he passed the Italian his water bottle.

"Tsk. Poor you. I can't believe you got sick, maybe it is best to go in the tent to look after you," Joseph crawled into the tent and Caesar followed, looking pale and uneasy

"I hate people like that idiot Rohan Kishibe-"

"IDIOT?! Who are you calling an idiot, you amateur?!" Rohan opened the tent and slapped Caesar across the face. It stung and Caesar sat still in shock.

The good thing was, Okuyasu had persuaded Josuke to drive away before he kills Rohan, but now Caesar was hoping Rohan would get what he deserves. Tsk.

The tent shut again and Caesar sighed into his hands, feeling Joseph pull him close

"You need to relax, Caesarino, come on.. You're stressing out," Joseph ruffled the blondes hair and saw him smile softly

"Mh.. Yeah, I suppose so.. Thank you, JoJo." Caesar mumbled, the corners of his lips tugging up gently.

"Look on the bright side: we get marshmallows tonight!" Joseph grinned, making Caesar quietly laugh.

"Sei così infantile.."