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Memechi : Will someone bring me a panta??????

Wh*re : Go get it your f*cking self

Macaroni : Shut the hekk up, both of you.

Kayayaday : Ouma, why can't you get it yourself?

Memechi : I-I don't waanna get uup~

Ran-cow-boy : What are you doing that's so important?

Memechi : I'm having a series conversation!

Peach-kun : Me and HaruMaki can see you, since your just across the living room. You're literally just under the kotatsu!

Memechi : Exactly! I'm talking with the kotatsu!

Kayayaday : W-What?

Memechi : Wait, that makes me sound weird.

Macaroni : You already are.

Peach-kun : But you're talking to sidekick!

Memechi : Wrong! I'm talking to the panta!

Macaroni : I think he's crying..

Tsugan : Who?

Ran-cow-boy : The f*cks up with your name?

Macaroni : Yes

Tsugan : Hey, I have a question.

Kayayaday : Yes?

Tsugan : Where the hekk did Kiyo stay during winter break?

Kayayaday : W-

Kayayaday : With Miu?


Memechi : IRUMA?!?!

Tsugan : IRUMA?!?!

Wh*re : WHY THE HELL ARE YOU SO SURPRISED?

𝔚𝔢𝔡𝔫𝔢𝔰𝔡𝔞𝔶 : It surprised me too..

Tsugan : You're on?!?

Memechi : Why did I make that your name again?

𝔚𝔢𝔡𝔫𝔢𝔰𝔡𝔞𝔶 : Her father was just as weird as the other two, if you were wondering.

Wh*re : I- I want to fight that, but I can't.

Memechi : Yeah!

Memechi : How the hell could you fight that with out admitting your a f*cking weird b*tch.

Wh*re : EXCUSE ME!!

𝔚𝔢𝔡𝔫𝔢𝔰𝔡𝔞𝔶 : Actually, I also have a question.

Kayayaday : Yes, Shinugji?

Kayayaday : cdejncrisovs-

Tsugan : Uh, Kae-chan, you okay?

Kayayaday : no

𝔚𝔢𝔡𝔫𝔢𝔰𝔡𝔞𝔶 : So, anyway.

𝔚𝔢𝔡𝔫𝔢𝔰𝔡𝔞𝔶 : What is Momota and Harukawa talking about? I'm curious.

Macaroni : He wanted advice.

Macaroni : No idea why he came to me, but he wanted someone to talk to about it.

𝔚𝔢𝔡𝔫𝔢𝔰𝔡𝔞𝔶 : I see.

Wh*re : Did he ask to do the do

Peach-kun : NO!

(Placeholder for Kiib) : Miu..

Wh*re : Then, I need to know what y'all were talkin bout!!!

Peach-kun : I WAS JUST ASKING FOR ADVICE!

Wh*re : Don't believe you, but I'm busy, so I won't press on it!

Memechi : What are you possibly busy with?

Wh*re : THE NEW YEARS PARTY!

Tsugan : It's Hinata-sans birthday party, as well!

Ran-cow-boy : Well, it's not like he's going to be there.

Tsugan : Doesn't matter, we're celebrating it.

Macaroni : We?

Tsugan : Yes!

Memechi : I'm totally planning to come~

Tsugan : dm's, I'll convince you!

Memechi : Suuuure~


(Placeholder for Kiib's) : So, did she convince you?

Memechi : F*ck.

Memechi : She made a good point.

Memechi : Guess I'm coming ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Saihara : I'm sure it won't be that bad..

Peach-kun : Sidekick, it was planned by Iruma-san..

Tsugan : Hey! I helped!

Macaroni : She has a point, it'll be even worse.

Macaroni : Not to mention, there's something that made Ouma want to go.

Wh*re : HEY! I PROMISE WE PLANNED IT WELL!

Tsugan : Shirogane, I'll send you the plans if you want me too.

Wh*re : Maybe then you can understand my genius!

Macaroni : I doubt it.




Tsugan : WAIT A FREAKING SECOND!

Tsugan : KAEDE USED IRUMA'S FIRST NAME?!

Memechi has kicked Tsugan



I have another chapter to be posted tomorrow (Or: New years)

It's all about gay, new years, and Hajime.

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