Sexual Tension Squids and Other Things I've Learnt From Society

Fun With Sims

Putting song lyrics into gizoogle because reasons.

Letz play musical chairs one of mah straight-up game

Especially now dat you n' I have traded place

Yo ass strutt around up in Nikes dat don't fit fo' a cold-ass lil chizzle

There is no way fo' you ta win dis race

Crisscross n' turn yo' hoodie inside out

Yo ass like ta be thinkin I can't figure you up but tha tablez have turned

What goes around comes around, yo ass be bout ta git burned

Flip tha script, yo ass is checkin in, I be checkin you out

You're just too sweet till you git on mah nerves n' hurt like cavity

Yo ass left a funky-ass bad taste up in mah grill, mah sour patch kid

Yo ass n' me, itz no mystery, no magic trick

Let mah crazy ass hear dis broken record again, just press repeat

I can be yo' freshly smoked up straight-up waste of time n' yo dirty ass is gonna be mine

All I want is yo' attention, itz all tha same stupid-ass thang

Is you in, biatch? Whatz it gonna be?

Don't roll wit tha punches, make it hard fo' mah crazy ass baby

Drop you like a needle on tha record, scratch mah itch

Watch you strutt up in circlez hit tha beat

Drop you like a needle on tha record, flip mah switch

Go around up in circles, hit tha beat

Anywho, I finally got around to remembering when STAC Day was and finally I wrote it down. For those of you who don't have Tumblr (or do and just try to stay away from all the psychopathic fandoms), STAC stands for Steve Tony Appreciation Celebration a.k.a Steve/Tony Fest. On the 1st of December my dash is instantly drowned in everything Stony. Fanfics, Fan Art, role plays, cosplay, and lots of themed food. Marvel must be proud. Their most canon couple has a day dedicated to them. And as sarcasticblurbs posted on the day, "NO HOMEWORK WILL BE DONE ON STAC DAY! LETS RESOLVE THAT SEXUAL TENSION." So next year I'm resolving the sexual tension between Iron Man and Captain America by making cupcakes with my best friend and reading instead of doing whatever assignment I've been given to do that is most of my grade for the year. So productive aren't I? Got my priorities down.

WHY DID I JUST READ THE LAST CHAPTER!?!? WAAAH, all my childhood feels...

Going through all the books I've saved and thinking "Wait, what was that one about? Ugh, I can't be bothered reading it again. Was it crap? Was that why I stopped reading it? Or did I just get distracted? Hmm."

Do you guys ever save a book on here and start reading it and think 'hey, I like this. Seems pretty awesome.' but then you find out the main character has the name of someone who you really, really, really don't like (because hate is such a strong word) and they end up in a romantic and sometimes graphic sexual relationship with one of your absolute favourite comic characters of all time? It's the creepiest thing.

I deleted it. Because it seemed against all reason. And that chick is a whore. Tony Stark deserves better than her. Kendal, why do you have to ruin everything?

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AND NOW THE SERVERS ARE UPDATING. WHAT IS THIS SORCERY!?

The other day I decided I should play Sims 3, because I haven't in a very long time. But I always get stuck with what sims to make. So I genderbent the Avengers. They were being boring, so I went into edit and tried again. This time I only made Steve a woman and now he and Tony live in a little cottage opposite the beach. Aww how lovely. But then mum asked me to do something and that took ages and then I got a phone call and then I went to do something and FINALLY remembered I was playing sims. So I go back to the computer to observe the chaos created by High Free Will. All I see is the 'congratulations on a new baby boy' screen. Good job sims. So I logically call it Peter because Domestic Marvel and check all the other havoc. I facepalm because SOMEHOW (sims, how do you even work?) Tony met up with fem!Clint, of all sims in the game, and cheated on Steve with him. The shower is also broken and the oven had caught fire recently. Steve had also been painting. Their house had been broken into as well and the TV has been stolen. As I've said many times, I don't even know anymore.

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I've decided I should do something. Because Supernatural isn't on and I'm not s'posed to watch Children of The Corn because mum says its scary as fuck. So how about I review some of the books I've found on here recently.

BOOK NUMBER ONE: The Impossible Mission by abbiemca - This wonderful girl named Ava is a S.H.I.E.L.D agent tasked with the impossible! Making Loki love her so Fury can get info out of him. Naww. Obviously it doesn't go to plan and after many upsets, she falls in love with him, he falls in love with her, shit happens and he magically disappears. All I can say is iloveitiloveitiloveit. The author has a bit of a talent when it comes to writing and has excellent grammar. The fic is quality and should be on any Loki fangirl's virtual bookshelf. And good news. There is a sequel in progress (but I like the first one better).

I give it 7 Dean Winchesters out of 10.

BOOK NUMBER TWO: M.A.I.Ds by MACthree - Sometime in the future, a scientist guy comes up with a cure for aids. Everybody gets said cure. But it mutates until it only effects women. Eventually every single woman on earth is dead. So how is the human race gonna survive I hear you think. Well, people have come up with the idea of synthetic women called Synthias capable of reproduction. Baby-making slaves, pretty much. This story follows the 'life' of Eve (aka Pandora) as she tries to discover who or what she really is. It's a brilliant science-fiction tale of extraordinary skill. It really makes a 15 year old girl think about the possible apocalyptic futures. It's not really apocalyptic though, more dystopian future-ish. But still, makes you think, you use your imagination, and gives you a break from all the 1D fics that turn up FUCKING EVERYWHERE.

9 Dean Winchesters out of 10.

And finally, the one I've just finished reading...

BOOK NUMBER THREE: His Soft Spot by yaoifangirl32 - Yes, my current state of nerdgasm may or may not involve finding Yu-Gi-Oh fanfics. But I learnt today that you have to be specific with what you search, otherwise you'll end up with Prideship lemons. This, dear readers, isn't one of those. Anna, Yugi's sister, magically turns into a small Blue Eyes White Dragon. She doesn't know how, she doesn't know why. Yugi and his mates find her, but then she's taken by Kaiba, who finds it hard to believe she's a living, breathing creature. Then she turns back into a human suddenly and goes home. Romantic shit ensues. I really, really liked this one. It had a really witty beginning and the rest of the story does follow suit. One of the things that bugged me though was that Anna was constantly referred to as a whore, by herself and the school sluts. Some of the plot features were just there for the sake of it, those involve some very serious issues, and were waved off like they didn't even matter. They were never seriously dealt with and I really wish they had been. And the ending felt wrong, like it could've come to the same or an even better conclusion by leaving the last kinda-but-not-really-expected twist out.

All in all, 7 1/2, maybe 8, Dean Winchesters out of 10.

Come on, where is this movie about corn? Instead it's a movie about some woman who's just had an eye transplant or something and there's this creepy old lady that looks like the creepy girl out of The Ring. I WANTED A MOVIE ABOUT A CULT! Not a jump scare movie...

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Oh for gods sake.... Katie, I thought I told you, I don't want His English Heart. I've deleted it already. I didn't even open it. Stop it.

Sherlock Holmes in New York. WELL EXCUSE ME IF IM A BIT CYNICAL! We've already had an absolutely amazingly brilliant TV serial of the books that were very true to them, WE DO NOT NEED AN AMERICANISED VERSION, THANK YOU. Elementary. Bah. But you know what, I'll watch the pilot. And undoubtedly I will hate it. But if this one has ANYTHING on Sherlock, I may respect its existence. If it insults everything I know and love though, it can go back to whence it came.