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THINGS THAT I CAN HONESTLY SAY I DESPISE:
Friends that aren't actually friends
Bitches who brag about changing from their bikini to underwear on a school bus
Bitches who brag that their boobs are huge, but are actually not
Bitches who wear completely inappropriate clothing to school
Bitches in general.
Brussel Sprouts
Complete sluts,who act like it, then call people slightly more decently dressed sluts.
Waiting for Sherlock season 3
My science teacher
Attention seekers on Facebook
Attention seekers
Being called Emily.
Maths assignments
The Brady Bunch
THINGS THAT ANNOY THE CRAP OUT OF ME, BUT I STILL KINDA LOVE:
Hurr Durr Squirrel
Making cookies
'The Amazing Horse' song
Christmas decorations coming out late September
Counting down to the last second before something is released because Americans are 18 hours behind
Tom Hiddleston on my dash (yelling "FUCK OFF" does not get rid of him.)
U.S Marshals (the movie, not the law enforcement dudes)
Pepper Potts
Putting Lego together
THINGS I LOVE:
My iPod
My Robin action figure from Movie World, Queensland, who wears a pair of clogs from the Netherlands and a Sombrero from Mexico
My Harry Potter books
Jeremy Renner
My best friends, without which life would be even more shit
RDJ
Marvel
DC Comics and their brilliant animated movies
Sebastian Stan
SUPERNATURAL!!!!!!!!!!!
Jensen Ackles
My cat
TEN RANDOM THINGS IN MY ROOM:
1. Rainbow Dash
2. A shoe that isn't mine
3. Hulk plushie
4. Red lightsaber
5. X-Men calendar
6. Black Swan movie poster (I'm surprised I haven't gotten rid of that...)
7. A tennis ball
8. A Blue Eyes White Dragon from my Yu-Gi-Oh days (grade 2)
9. Perfume box
10. A piece of paper saying what S.H.I.E.L.D means in the comics (Strategic Hazard Intervention/Espionage Logistics Directorate. In the movies it's Strategic Homeland Intervention/Enforcement Logistics Division.)
TEN BOOKS ON MY BOOKSHELF:
1. The X-Files Book of The Unexplained (volume 1)
2. Batman: The Dark Knight Returns
3. The Visitor - Lee Child (Jack Reacher <3 )
4. Artemis Fowl
5. From Russia With Love
6. The Bart Book
7. I Has A Hotdog
8. Jaws
9. Dragonology
10. The Bunny Suicides
RANDOM THOUGHTS GOING THROUGH MY HEAD:
I need to do my maths assignment, it's due tomorrow,otherwise I'm in deep shit
Why am I writing this? I SHOULD BE FINISHING THE CHAPTER FOR MY REAL STORY.
IM NOT DOING MY SCIENCE HOMEWORK. EVER.
Stupid whore...
I should clean my room.
What if what happened in the Avengers movie was the wrong version? What if Tony did die in Afghanistan, but only after escaping in the suit? What if Iron Man is Rhodey? What if Thor is the adopted one, not Loki? What if it was Thor that completely lost his shit because he wouldn't get the throne of Asgard and attacked another realm, blaming it on Loki? What if Loki was the banished one, but didn't meet some girl in the backwaters of New Mexico and get tazered multiple times because he was acting like a psychopath? What if he had to face the big empty suit of armour I think is called the Destroyer that breathes fire and shit all alone in, I don't know, San Francisco? What if he had to destroy the rainbow bridge and watch his brother seemingly die from dropping off the edge? What if Richard Armitage didn't destroy the last vial of Super Soldier Serum? What if it had been Steve who fell off the train instead of Bucky? Would they have given him the serum? He would've gone after the Red Skull either way. What if it was him who crashed the plane into the ice and was unfrozen 70 years later? WHAT IF THE CHITAURI ATTACKED ON THEIR OWN!? What if Fury wasn't black? What if, for once, the HELICARRIER WASN'T DAMAGED AND DIDN'T NEARLY CRASH INTO A HEAVILY POPULATED AREA? What if it was Maria Hill who was killed instead of Coulson? What if the first place the Chitauri attacked WASN'T in America? What if the Avengers had a mansion? What if the movie was based on The Ultimates instead of the normal Avengers? WOULD GREG STARK MAKE AN APPEARANCE? Would Ant Man and Wasp be in it? What about Black Panther? Or Ms Marvel? WHAT IF ALL THE FANDOM SHIPS ACTUALLY HAPPENED!?!?
Oh hey, mum made cookies...
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Sexual Tension Squids and Other Things I've Learnt From Society
HumorThis is my rant about my life. And what I have learnt from it. And other random stuff that's in my mind at the moment. Takes place from September 2012 until October 2013