"Ugh! Ang tagal mo naman Mare. Look my skin is burned."
"Arte. Pasalamat ka sinundo pa kita."
"Hmph."
"Halika na dito sa loob. Sakyan mo na ako."
"What?!"
"I mean sakay na."
"Gaga. Manyak to. Siguro you're having wet dreams nanaman."
"Baka ikaw na yung nagiging wet jan because I'm handsome."
"Handsome but gay naman. Grrr."
"Rawr."
"Gaga sige na start mo na. I'm excited to go to gym."
"Pwede naman na mag exercise na tayong dalawa lang."
"Manyak."
"Gwapo naman."
"Tsk."
We are teasing each other inside the car until we reach our destination.
"Ah sa wakas." She's stretching at the parking lot.
"Hoy excited masyado."
"But of course. I'll be able to see handsome men ahahhaha." She laughed so loud.
"Bunganga mo. You're so noisy." She walk towards me and whisper to my ears.
"Ahhhhhh lovey-babe." She moaned.
"What are you doing. Being horny eh?"
"I was just testing you para maging boy ka talaga."
"Let's go na nga."

BINABASA MO ANG
Gay Friend
HumorHe's my gay friend who wants to marry me to grant his father's wish before he dies. Would he change to a real man? This cover is not mine. Credits to the real owner.