I'll be there for you.

Omg my roommate is a giraffe!

Doug's mouth was wide open as he stared at David. David says " I should explain.... When I was recording my hit TV show Friends I was living large and went on many vacations and this one time I went to a zoo and was bit by one of the giraffes there. At first, I was like ow that hurt, but then the giraffe leaned in and whispered "Now you are one of us." I thought I was just REALLY tired from the day but that night I turned into a giraffe and every night after that the same would happen. I always had to record the show during the day. The only people who knew about this were the producers and Jennifer Aniston. The Madagascar movies that came after were just loosely based on my life." Doug was kinda half listening at this point and said " Would killing the head giraffe free you?" David nods " It would but I'm not nearly as strong as that giraffe in giraffe form and I can't use a gun in giraffe form." Doug pulls out his trademark gun and says "I got you covered. I'll hop on." But before he could do that David flinched. Also while I'm in giraffe form I'm a germaphobe so could you wear fresh clothes please?" Doug nodded understandingly and changed. As Doug rode ontop of David Doug said "So how do we find these guys?" David goes "While in Melman form I can sense where he is. Oh, and Doug could you call me Melman while I am a giraffe?" Doug yells "OK!" When they arrive at the zoo Melman boosts Doug up and over the fence where Doug then opens the gate for him. As they walked through Doug said "Ok so we've been in here for a minute where is this giraffe?" Melman points his neck at a cage and Doug runs up to the cage and starts firing his gun in there. While shooting in the dark Doug managed to shoot the giraffe in the knee and the giraffe began to yell "HOly shiiiitt!! Ow oh my god oh my god!?!?! WHY?!?!?!" Melman walks out from the shadows and says " This is why." The giraffe cranes its stupid neck over and began to laugh " Oh my god it's you!?!? Did you think killing me would make you normal? I got something for you pal I'm not the head giraffe. The main one is on a wildlife preserve in Africa. But since you took the time to visit me you might as well finish me off. With this shot leg, I can't race anymore and my days are already numbered so i......" Before he could finish Doug shot him in the head and began to walk off. Melman goes "Well that's all fine and good but I'm sure there is no way to fly us all the way to Africa and not have me turn into a giraffe mid-flight?" Doug looked over at Melman and said "Haven't you seen your hit movie Madagascar? Were taking a boat." As they walked away the once giraffe turned back into a man and laid naked on the ground.