Amelia: What's it like dating Simon?
Sarah: One time, I asked him for some water when he was pissed. He brought me a cup of ice and said "wait."
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Mary: What's it like to be talented?
Simon: You die
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Amelia: If I die, my funerals gonna be the biggest fucking party and you're all invited!
Archer: If?
Nathan: The only party I've ever been invited to and she might not even die-
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Lucy: Remember kids, rats are the Capri Sun of the vampire world
Emma: Hi, what the FUCK does this mean?!
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Sarah: Ok, but what would happen if you put a werewolf on the moon?
Simon: The werewolf couldn't breathe
Sarah: I never said we wouldn't give him a spacesuit you monster!
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Issac: You ruined my eyebrows.
Tyler: Are you mad? I can't tell...
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Amelia: ...you shouldn't be using a straw
Lucy: I know I know it's bad for the environment...
Amelia: It's just a weird way to eat spaghetti
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Sarah: Sub or Dub? (I hc that Sarah watches anime haha-)
Emma: It's sub or dom!
Sarah: ..what
Emma: ..what
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Benjamin: Are you getting enough sleep?
Daniel: Sometimes when I sneeze my eyes close
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Archer: When I get murdered, can you make sure it stays unsolved?
Amelia: why-
Archer: ...I wanna be on buzzfeed unsolved
Nathan: Can we get back to the when I get murdered part-
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Tyler: Hey excuse me I can cook.
Issac: Offering people gum is not cooking.
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Daniel: Was it really necessary for me to be born?
Benjamin: Probably not, but double chocolate chip cookies aren't necessary either but I wouldn't wanna live in a world without them!
Daniel: ...that is the most uplifting thing I've read all day
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Daniel, the cold character: I don't do relationships
Benjamin, the pure character: *exists*
Daniel: Shit.
