Hope's History but there's honestly no hope

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Aka more vines

And all of them are chapter 4 related because we love bullying Jamie in this household


Emma: Class we have a new student his name is Jamie

Jamie: hi

Emma: Now, Jamie here is-

Vincent: A bitch! Bitch!

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Vincent: Everytime I yell at Jamie I put a quarter in my no yelling sock, then I have a weapon to beat him with-

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Vincent: Remember one time I liked you?

Jamie: No

Vincent: Good because it never happened!

Jamie: Oh-

Vincent: haha-

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Jamie: Hey sir, all my friends hate me and they think I'm an idiot have a nice day!

Benjamin: Mine too-

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Jamie: I barely got any sleep last night

Vincent: *jokingly* All those bad bitches you got kept you up?

Jamie: No it was my anxiety and depression-

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Vincent: Hey, I found a coke with your name on it

Jamie: Really?

Coke: Little Dick

Jamie: Bitch-

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Willow after the trial: Well it's been a great day today.. Can't wait for tomorrow *intense crying*

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Vincent @ Jamie: His hair, wack! His gear, wack! His cape, wack! His footsteps, wack! The way that he talks, wack! The way that he doesn't even like to smile, wack!

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Vincent after he gets voted: I am going to have to put on my, fucking, double seeing glasses because I can't even begin to see, the amount of 

BULLSHIT

coming from you

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Vincent, getting into a fucking washing machine: I am disgusted, I am revolted, I dedicate my entire life to our Lord and saviour Jesus Christ and this is the thanks I get?!

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Jamie: I split lipstick in your valentino bag

Vincent: You split- *unknown noises* LIPSTICK in my valentino white bag?!

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Vincent in the afterlife realising that Jamie survives: Well when life gives you lemons-

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Vincent: Hey everyone so today Jamie pushed me so I'm starting a petition to put him down,

Benefits of killing him would mean I get pushed way less-

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Willow: Hey Vincent Jamie's here-

Vincent: FUCK JAMIE

Willow: O-Oh ok..

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Vincent: Would you mind getting inside the oven to clean it?

Jamie: Sure thing Vincent- *gets locked in oven*

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