Willow: Hey check out this new spongebob umbrella I got
Jamie: Willow that's bad luck
Willow: Chill out-
Amy: WHO SUMMONED ME?!
Willow: AA-
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Jamie: Buckle down and do you're word or you'll end up and McDonalds
Amy: We going to McDonalds if I don't do my work?
Jamie: No-
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Post killing game Jamie: Hey I'm you from the future
Jamie: yeah obviously bitch!
Post killing game Jamie: I don't remember acting like that-
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Amy: if you were stuck on an island and could only have one thing, what would it be?
Jeremy: I would want to have... A good time
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Oscar: Hey bro why don't you ask me if I give a fuck?
Owen: Do you give a fuck?
Oscar: ...of course. We're brothers-
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Willow: *points at Amy lying on the floor* is that kid sleeping or dead?
Jamie: Hopefully dead I hated that kid
Amy: Well first of all fuck you-
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Vincent: Hey guys good alternative to recycling. when you're done with the glass bottle, eat it. Fucking eat the bottle-
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Pearl: Hey bro can I get a sip of that water?
Olivia: It's not water
Pearl: Vodka! I like your style-
Olivia: It's vinegar.
Pearl: ...what
Olivia: It's vinegar pussy-
(Yes this was a chapter 4 joke-)
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- In the gay cinema -
Oscar: ...Neil?
Neil: ...Oscar?
Oscar: what are you doing here..?
Neil: Just browsing..
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Maria: Toby is so annoying
...
Toby: I heard you were talking shit about me.
Maria: What the fuck-
