high thoughts

celestial/gothic/witty meeting

the same shadow as always; lurking outside my window, projecting its image onto the wall in front of my bed. that despicable vampire! when i get my hands on his neck- wait, no no no; not on his neck, on his heart! when i get my bloody hands in that heart of his, im gonna rip it apart! like a damn sheet of paper. you heard that right, mayor, im able of killing those godforsaken creatures. how? you may ask, well then answer lies in front of your very eyes. yes, sir; the boy's the solution to all of our problems. show them, boy.
the boy rises to his feet, and begins talking out loud.
you might all be thinking 'hey, how can a boy solve anything?' and ladies and gentlemen, i'll let you know that my abilities are nothing you've ever seen before.
and with a quick spin, he began releasing antimatter just as a mushrooms releases its spores for the wind to carry. all around, the positrons began a fierce battle with the electrons. the room was, in my very humble translation, on pure fire. but as fast as it came, it went. a werewolf at the door!
what's this!? this is pure mess; thats what this is! you imbeciles! i told you to stay here! i dont recall asking you to recruit a goddamn army! who's this clown?
the boy didn't take that very well; and with a wave of his quick hand, he rearranged the professor's existence, and made him a small star, far in the sky. of course, who else to break the awkwardness, but monsieur lizard?
you sure are powerful, kiddo; no denying that! oh c'mon y'all, it was a little joke! the professor was old anyways, who wouldn't've lasted much longer. if you manage to see it the way i do, he even did the professor a favor.
gargoyle didn't like that comment; he didn't like it at all.
how dare you, you filthy reptile! you better get out of my sight before i banish you to the wastelands. i swear on every god i have ever prayed to, if you dont apologize to his memory, ill put you in the train and you'll never see that damn wife of yours again. dont you walk another step, boy. you may think you're the most powerful being in this room, but im willing to put that to the test; so. dont. taste. M,E.
a wink on the boy's face, and gargoyle had become pure kinetic energy, which the boy immediately began to absorb. no doubt left of who's the most powerful overlord.