the plans for today (a phineas & ferb fanfiction)

the pet shop

it was a sunny sunday evening. ferb and i had just finished the vanilla icecream popsicles buford gave us 2 months ago. they tasted kind of like pee but i didnt think too much of it.

"ferb, im bored and i dont know what we could do" silence. "dude are you still mad at me! it's no big deal" i said, looking at my brother's dead corpse sitting just like i did, leaning on the tree. i clicked my tongue in dissatisfaction and looked around. i could hear candace freaking out about something on the phone. mom was sitting on the couch watching infomercials and dad was nowhere to be found. i hid the body right.

i didnt have my phone because mom took it away. she said i read too many gore-y fanfictions on pornhub or somethijg. bullcrap! you can't exactly read fanfictions there. you can watch them too. 

"hwey pphinsbeas" a high pitched voice startled me. "oh. hi isabella" i wansnt happy to see her. i wazs mad at her bcecause she was mad at me becsuer i killed her dog. like jeez, i was just trying to entertain myself in this infinite summer vacation world. since doofenshimirtz made the summerforever69inator 20000 5 years ago, the summer was neverending. all schools remained closed and many kids dont have the chance to go to school. in a way, i guess its alright. "i heards you wertg borded!" "iz, are you on crack again?" "wghat! noooooo." "you have a serious problem. do your parents know?" "hm i woulde tell them ig it wereny for somgrbody lkilling htem!" she said, emphasizing the word 'somebody'. ppshh. whatever. the pokice havent done anythig yet because the tri state area of danville has no pilice oficers. acab anyways. "dude go home. come here, ill help you" i said, putting her arm around my shoulders and dragging her back to the shed in her backyard. she lived there now. 

on my way back home, i saw the pet shop where my family and i had adopted perry. "such a good memory!", i thought, everything was so peaceful before i developed an obsession with human anatomy. not my fault i want to see the bones and organs on my own. a textbook was not enough. i got closer. i saw an open sign, but the doors were closed. "welp, there's no other option" i said, taking out the extra leg i had in my pocket for emergencies. it could be dad's, it could be an old man in the supermarket. i wouldnt know. "hiaaa!!!" i broke the glass doors and entered. there was only one box with a light. approaching to it, i saw a turquoise fluffy thing sleeping. "perry?" it growled. "hm, what a weird deja vu. youre going home with me".