the plans for today (a phineas & ferb fanfiction)

the cark freama

(keep on rereing liek dooz)

"CARL?!?!?!" "ehthmmm yes it has been me all along" he asaid, stummreing. this aaws a mishon but i think perry is vety late now-" he checked his watch. or her. stiill lookde ñ¿like my waafer. "you idioeyt! perry ghas not come anywhere near my edificcio in over 5 yeers!" "wel i gusess that explains why this mushon took so long". i shaked my head and when i wanted to go in foR a pouhcn, threr he Wuz! perru.

"PERGHY THE PLATIPUSSY!" i screamed. "I MIST YEU SO MACH" "grgrgrgrgrgrgr" he is so gunny. 

katy prerry the platiyb5ures junped and punnmched carl in ythe face. i thpught they wertre on the same teem but i gyess not anymore. 

the resent yers have been a craze. summetr all yeaer long = les people wokring = apocalypse. if i were a platipas i wohdl hvae probably escaped as well. a looud thud snapped my back into realiuty. it was carl's head, severed, righyyt in fromt of my feet. "oh ma Ghad whAt did tyou do perrt!" "ggrrgrgrgrggrgrggrrg". his little hands werte coveroeded in bloud of karl. "where hav youw been all thees yeras?" he started going blue. tjen purple- and poof. there awas a tall, nuscular young man with turkey eyes staring back at me. "hey, doof" 

his voice was deep. i went near him, he smelled like sewers. jsut as i lieke it. "so wehn did yEw-?" "ive been a guman all along. thast was just mhy cstume" he saind, pointing to a small pieece of furry fabrick. i wasz ffeeling  little freeky so i said "and habve ypu always been this handsome?" puttting my hand on hees chetyst. he had boobs. but, msucle. 

he was several fee t  taller thn me and he grabed me by de neck. "yies" he said as he passionayley kissed my nose. it was warm but infocmfortable. "um.. peRRy" he was moanigng like "mm yeeheyeye" he awas honeslyy having a momet but i was cnfused. "let me down" i sasid. "ok sorry i got carried away". "its ok. now lets marry" "ok" 

but what we didnt know wwas that we had a bug storm coming.