the plans for today (a phineas & ferb fanfiction)

the other mother

(phone ass pov)

i felts like i could throw up my heart. so i did. "EGHWWW VHAT- HOW- ARE YEW OKAY?" doof tried to get away form me. "yes, dont worry, i dont use it" "ok" he saids, pickingf it up and making me swallw it. "thanks," i smiled. "i, uh, i should better get going" "ok see ya latteghR, son" i didn ot want to look bacj at him. could he really be my father? was my mom really dead? 

many  thots invaded my brane while i rushed home. i entered my house and "mom" was still looking at infomercials. not watching, just lokoking at them. she sat perfectly still, as if she were a robot, in a perfect 90° angle with her hands rested on her lap uncomfortably. "hey sweaty, where were you headed?" she talk, tilting her hed a little bit. i tried to look at her face and really analyze it. every feature of her suddenly looked so off, i dindt konw if it was just my inaginatio n  playing tricks on me or if i just didnt pay close enouhhg attention being too concentrated in who i am killing nect. "went over to a friends... edificcio?" her eyes glared and stared right back a t me intensel.y. "oh?" she smled. "and who is this friend.. of yours" she aksed. "i gotta ask you something," she rasied her eybross. "are you, uh, you know," i stammered, moving my hands maube too mich. "my... REAL mother?" she immediately stood up. she looked so tense she looked like a cone, and her swirly hair made her klook like an eye scream. or a ciliner. "honney, why are you asking me that?" she said angrily, but a smile was still painted on her lisps. "what?  nobosy, im just askin- OUCH!" a tranquilizer dart had pierced my thigh. "WHY DID YOU DO THISZ?" "we are not having this conversation, phineas" the smile had disappeared. i felt myself get heavier but i tried to stay put. i slapped her, which was surpgsigsingly beery eesy. "you will soon be asleep" i frowned. "nho! i wuaant to figthg ywowu"i yapped, putting my arms in fighsghting position. i tried to talk but my tnohgue awasd stycking out allreade. she puunchked me back. we struggled gor a litle anfd took the sceene outsdide. 

when she wasz abot to gib me a super extra large punadhc, a white van drove thrug. "hola vecinos, vendo huevos blancos y cafés Coliumo™, a $5.500 la caja de 30 huevos. hola vecinos, vendo huevos..." we stared at it for a good miunte and whent bakc to the fithg. we rolled on the grass for a while befor my body coudntl handle it anemor. i kept my back on the gr ass, my supsoped mother holdig me arems to the groudn. my eyes started shuttig down and heard a very familiar voivce quite near me. when i tried foscusing my eyes, it was james charles and mordecai. they were kneeling where i was, looking at me, takling and laufing. they eventurally smooched right abov nme. "dewwd whatthhh duh fuuuuuuckkkkcccccccccccc......" i tried modulating, btu i coultnst. i fell asslep.