the plans for today (a phineas & ferb fanfiction)

dooferhgmitsatz

(plz read this wwith the foogeemisahuimirtz vois)

if ye Really think abooyt it, fihghting with a platypus is stpud. like, RReeeeallyy think about it. im just an old scientist who has been defeated by a PLATYPUS for at least 4 months. or at least it was like that 5 eyars ago. ye know, when i cReated the summerforever69inator 2000, my initial intention was for it ttwo prodvide more fubn for my dayghert bansea. she was suppodetst to stayrt her senior year of highstcool and i dindnt want that. my girl was growibng up so fast, so i thpught, why dont jsut ruin it foRever am i RRight!!!!111 

wrogn.

no wati, actualy rihtg.

she hatsr me. wonrt answet my calls, doeasnt even want to see me whenever i take her steak. its so wertid, everybody lobes steaj!

"honey you are thinking out loud again" i looked behinde me and if vas my beauftigul wife chalie,. "huh? vat aRe you saying" "you wont ever listen to your own daughter! she has told you she won't accept the steaks you bring her every other week because shes a vegetarian. you should know that by now" i remembered. i just reailzed what she was tyring to tell me each time. i alaways thouthg she meant bulgerian, as in she liked bulgaria. i should have imayiigned. charlie wlked over near my deask and threw paperts at me. "here are the divors papers. im levaing tomorwo" she sounded veRy seRious. i heard the loud noise of her high heels as she walkd echoing in the inmense room of my lboartory. wati a miunete. my weif neveR waers hi heels! "hey you!" i shouted, standing up. i could see her smiling froem behind. "yes?" she saids, as if sehe had just gotten what she wanterd. "you are not my wife" "finally, you notice? " she said, truning around. suddeltyn her voice changed completely. IT WAS CARL!