Little Humor

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Age is nothing but a number unless your are honey.

As a child my familys menu consisted of 2 choices: take it or leave it.

You only look as good as your last hair cut.

If you want a guarantee buy a toaster.

By all means let's be open minded, but not so open minded that our brains drop out.

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.

It takes considerable knowledge just to realize the extent of your own ignorance.

Thay say marriages are made in heaven, but so is thunder and lightning.

I can resist everything except temptation.

People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.

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