Pit had changed back to his white tunic and both him and Dark Pit were flying through the air.
"As you know, you're going to fight Thanatos, The God Of Death. His new base is an abandoned castle," said Palutena
"Got it!" Responded Pit.
The angels flew into the castle and were surprised on how few enemies there were. Something was up. They felt it. They went through the rooms without a problem until they saw a Clubberskull cage.
"Good. I've been itching for a fight." Mumbled Pit.
Pit shot the Clubberskull cage and the monster inside was freed. It charged at the Angels.
Dark got mad, "Why did you do that?!"
Pit just laughed, "Because it's fun!! You gotta learn how to smile!!"
Pit ran up to the Clubberskull and melee attacked it while Dark Pit stayed back and fired at it.
The God Of Death's voice rose up as the two were fighting, "Will you two stop making that racket? I'm trying to sleep here!"
Pit jumped back and started to laugh, "I thought the God Of Death would be more like Dark Pit!"
"Watch it, Pit!!" reported the dark counterpart.
Pit's laughter continued and he fell over on his back. Dark Pit growled and finished off the Clubberskull. He stomped over to Pit.
"Seriously?! What is wrong with you?!"
"I think everything!" Responded the laughing Angel.
Dark Pit rolled his eyes and started to walk away.
"Come back! I love you! Brother!" Pit shouted as he ran after Dark.
~~~
Thanatos yawned, "I must have dozed off a bit there."
"Lets get this over with," said Dark.
Pit nodded and readied his weapon.
"Remember, Thanatos has many tricks so watch out for his changes.
The two angels and the God started to fight. Thanatos shot his purple floating skulls at them but they dodged them. After a while, Thanatos decided to spice things up so, he turned into a bat and flew around.
"Keee! Keee!" He screamed
Pit wasn't impressed, "You're not speaking bat."
"Woop Woop Woop Woop!"
"Speak bat or don't speak at all!!"
"How rude!"
Pit threw his hand up in the air and shouted, "Den ohyfsade en runt här är de döda clownen i mitt ansikte!!"
((For the languages, I'm going to keep it a mystery unless you want to copy and paste into google translate, unless you guys want me to put down the translation.))
"...What?" asked Dark.
Pit growled, "Shut up."
Pit ran up and melee attacked Thanatos. He poofed up in some purple smoke and turned into a giant Russian doll. Pit backed up to get a good look at the doll and gasped.
"Oh my God!"
"What is it?" Asked Dark.
"I know this!! Oh, God, it's going to drive me crazy now!! What's the song called?!"
"...Song?"
"...Mata...Matry....MATRYOSHKA!!!"
Dark Pit was startled when his brother shouted this.
"Matryoshka?" asked Palutena.
"You know!" Said Pit, "Matryoshika!"
Music started to play and Pit started to sing.
Pit- 1, 2, 3, 4
Kangae sugi no message
Dare ni todoku kamo shirenai de
Kitto watashi wa itsudemo sou
Tsugi hagi kurutta MATRYOSHKA
Zutsuu ga utau package
Itsu made tattemo hari wa yoji
Daremo oshiete kurenai de
Sekai wa sakasa ni mawaridasu
Ah, waresou da
Kioku mo zenbu nagedashite
Ahh, shiritai na
Fukaku made
Anone, motto ippai matte choudai
KARINKA? MARINKA? Gen o hajiite
Konna kanjou doushiyou ka?
Chotto oshiete kurenai ka?
Kando ryoukou 524
FREUD? KELOID? Ken o hataite
Zenbu zenbu waracchaou ze
Sassato odore yo baka damari
Tende youchi na te o tatakou
Waza to kurutta choushi de hora
Kitto watashi wa dou demo ii
Sekai no ondo ga toketeiku
Anata to watashi de RANDEVOUS? RANDEVOUS?
Arama tondetta ADVENTURE?
Ashidori yugande 1,2 1,2
Ah, hakisou da
Watashi no zenbu uketomete
Ah, sono ryoute de
Uketomete
Anone, chotto kiite yo daiji na koto
KARINKA? MARINKA? Hou o tsunette
Datte datte gaman dekinai no
Motto suteki na koto o shiyou
Itai itai nante nakanaide
PARADE? MARADE? Motto hataite
Matte nante itte matte matte
Tatta hitori ni naru mae ni
Anata to watashi de RANDEVOUS? RANDEVOUS?
Arama tondetta ADVENTURE?
Ashidori yugande 1,2 1,2
Yoi tsubuse Utai dase Kyou mo hora
Tsugi hagi kurutta MATRYOSHKA
Anone, motto ippai matte choudai
KARINKA? MARINKA? Gen o hajiite
Konna kanjou doushiyou ka?
Chotto oshiete kurenai ka?
Kando ryoukou 524
FREUD? KELOID? Ken o hataite
Zenbu zenbu waracchaou ze
Sassato odotte inaku nare
Chu chu chu chu
Ahahah ah ha aha ha ha
Chu chu chu chu
Ahahah ah ha aha ha ha
"I've always hated that song!!" shouted Thanatos.
Dark Pit stared at Pit like he was crazy.
"What?" Chuckled Pit.
"You....you just....never mind..." Dark turned his attention back to Thanatos.
Palutena was silent. She wondered what had gotten into Pit. He probably had been surfing the web...again. But something told Palutena that that wasn't it.
"Dark, I got a plan. Just don't go right. Don't fucken go right you--YOU WENT RIGHT!!! YOU FUCKED IT UP!!! I TOLD YOU NOT TO BUT YOU DID!!!"
That just proved to Palutena that something was wrong with Pit.
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The Angel Called Pit
FanfictionPit's back in a new adventure! He's been acting slightly different but it's still Pit. Or is it really? Pit knowing advanced terms, speaking foul language, complementing the villains, and singing in a good voice? Sure sounds like Pit to me! As the e...
