Defective Defacate

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GF: Hey whatcha doin'?

BF: Not much just defacating outside.

GF: EWWWW! Why are your toilets broken?

BF: What?! No.

BF: Oh god, DECORATING! DECORATING! Like Christmas lights.

GF: Oh good I was starting to worry. LOL!

BF: LOL!

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