GF: Hey whatcha doin'?
BF: Not much just defacating outside.
GF: EWWWW! Why are your toilets broken?
BF: What?! No.
BF: Oh god, DECORATING! DECORATING! Like Christmas lights.
GF: Oh good I was starting to worry. LOL!
BF: LOL!
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Funny Text Bloopers
HumorFan: I love your books! Author: Why thank you. Author: Did you hear about my newest book? Fan: No, what's it called? Author: Funny text poopers. Fan: What?! EWWW Author: God! Bloopers!!!! LOL!! Auto Correct. Fan: Oh, heehee.