Sarah: Do you still need help sewing I can come over on sunday.
Jane: No it's alright I just urinated my pants.
Jane: I urinated my pants.
Sarah: Yeah I heard you why are you okay?
Jane: What? Yeah I keep trying to write unhemmed but my phone changed it! I did NOT pee myself.
Sarah: K just being sure.
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