Boku No Hero Academia The Musical: Closing Curtain

SINCERELY ME,

this one is really long ngl

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Midoriya's pov

"So now we have to make fake emails?" Jared askes.

"It shouldn't be hard but..." Jared looks me up and down as if inspecting me.

"Where the fuck did you say he came from again?"

"I already told you he's an exchange student living with us," Evan says. I wave lightly.

"But he's fluent in English"

"English is taught from the first year of junior high all the way to graduation, it's not hard to learn if you try" I explain. Jared scoffs, jealous much? Jared likes Evan, Evan likes Zoe. Oof

"I'm actually fluent in asl, English, Japanese, and Spanish" I get bored. Jared signs

'so you understand this?' I gave him the sign for yes.

"¿Qué tal esto?"

"Si"

"Kono?"

"Hai, nante kotoda, mō owatta no?" I groan.

"Meh, he checks out" Jared shrugs.

"What just happened?" Evan askes.

"I asked the kid some questions"

"My name is Midoriya," I snapped. I'm getting real sick of this kid.

"I thought it was Izuku" Evan stooooop

"Evan I thought you took Japanese"

"I do but I thought it was Izuku"

"In Japan, people call each other by household names unless they give permission to use the first name, I don't give Jared permission to use my first name" I explain.

"Rude"

"Watashi wa anata ga ima damaru koto ga dekiru no ga sukide wa arimasen ka?" I snap. Ugh rude as hell.

"Damare" boy just told me to shut up! I have more power in my fingertip than he does throughout his entire body!!

"Evan, I'm gonna hit him" I growl.

"You're 16 I could take you" OH YEAH YOU REALLY WANT TO GO I HAVE SO MUCH PENT UP STRESS AND FRUSTRATION RIGHT NOW I COULD BEAT MUSCULAR WITH ONE PUNCH

"Jared, really you don't wanna fight him," Evan says.

"The fuck I don't" 

Jared comes at me with a left hook. His foot is off balance and that pivot is pathetic. If kacchan were here he would knock this kid down and blow his face off. Since I'm nice I'll just scare him a bit. I lean back on my right foot and dodge the punch. Then I reach behind him and throw him over my back, slamming Jared down onto the floor.

"Izuku wait!" Evan says.

"What?" I ask. If he can't take that little of a toss then that's just sad.

"Ok, I'm done now" Jared groans from the ground.

"Wait did I actually hurt you?!" I panic.

"Sorry, back home people would be able to take that ten fold" I chuckle.

"Yowai" Jared jumps up and tries to hit me again.

"Can you both calm down!!" Evan says while trying to keep Jared off me.

"Kare wa chīsana meinudesu"

"Hey, I'm not a little bitch!!"

"Sure as heck acting like one!!" I retaliate.