A/n: hello my luvs I also added music to this one but you don't have to listen to it :>/also you and satoru are the same age or when both of you still went to school,the jujustu high or whatever
Satoru pov:
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I walk across the hallway looking for my best friend y/n~,she doesn't noticed this but I have a crush on her,maybe it's because I flirt with her a lot?,I don't know but it looks like she can't TAKE A HINT!?!,*sigh*I walk down the hallway in defeat as I was already getting tired of looking for her,
Until I see her running toward me, "hey y/n!" I say waving my hand a little, "can't talk right now she says smiling,I see her run pass me with her h/c shine against the moonlight "~wow......"
Next day~~~~
Sup this is satoru writing again!,I write fast and I'm too lazy to erase spelling mistakes so dael withh it,
(note:he did that on purpose)
Alright! Today is the day I confess my love to her with............
Her favorite food......Ice cream?
I honestly don't know but everyone likes ice cream right?
Author: not everyone satoru.....
Satoru:EXUSEE MEEEE ms. Author but I'm giving the present to her not you
Author:........
ANYWAYS.....I walk over to y/n and give the ice cream, "oh thanks satoru!" She grabs the ice cream cone and licks the ice cream, lick after lick after lick.....
*dirty minded thought*
Shit! you guys saw that right!?, "See what?" Y/n says confused
Satoru starts blushing " i- ummm you guys CAN SEE THE SKY RIGHT!? " I put my hand over my neck like an idiot, "ohhh.....yeah?" she says confused why'll laughing a little
She pats my shoulder "are you on drugs or something?" She says laughing
she walks away
I slap my face with my hand
" Damn it"
*the Author gives pats on satoru's back as he sulks*
Next day**
Alright TODAY I will confess to her I SWEAR,I walk over to see her when I see her talking with a another dude
WHO THE HE'LL IS HE!?!
*cuss word**cuss word*(the author didn't want to add that in)
Authors pov : (satoru got too lazy to write)
"Mother-*cuss word*" satoru says
he makes a plan
Step 1 : walk over to her and say hi to the guy
Step 2: put my arms under her waist(he was nose bleeding while saying this)
Author: *smacks satoru in the head*
Satoru: *ow ok I'll stop*
Step 3: tell the guy he needs to borrow y/n
Step 4: walk with her where that guy is no where in sight
Step 5: confess his love to her and kiss her
Step 6: do her in be-
author:YOU ARE NOT DOING THAT!
Satoru: .........fine......
As the plan is all written out satoru starts to walk over to her
(The author being the wingman and silently cheering for him)
He walks over to y/n her eyes sparkling as always, "hey y/n" he says,as she's about to turn around he puts his arms under her waist, "hey-" she says she looks over to see satoru resting his chin on her shoulder,
Her face starts to heat up, "um...can you exuse us for a moment" she says nervously to the guy
She walks with satoru to a nearby corner and hits him in the head
"Ow" satoru says rubbing the back of his head "what in the world were you doing satoru?" She says crossing her arms
" Y/n I know I've said this to you a hundred times but this time I mEAN IT, " he says rubbing his hand on the back of his neck,
"I like y-MHPp!? " y/n covers his mouth with her hand, "I know you do you dummy, she replaces her hand with her soft lips hitting satoru's.
His face starts heating up
He closes his eyes and feels the soft sensation of her lips,he puts his hands on waist,deepening the kiss, she backs away
" Yeah....um were not there yet" she says removing his hands from her waist before it got more steamy
"Awwwww" he says,she chuckles at his response and gives him a kiss on the cheek
she quickly says bye and walks away to finish her tasks why'll leaving satoru mind blown with flowers dancing above him with a pink aura
Author: I can't believe I have to write this but-
Satoru feels his pants starting to tighten, he shakes it off and day dreams about y/n
*dirty minded thought *
satoru: "Shit I keep forgetting that you guys can see THAT"
Author:"SCROLL AWAY PEOPLE SCROLL AWAY... "
A/n: I honestly just wanted to make something funny....but yeah I hope you liked reading it/ maybe made you laugh?☺that was my intention... Remember to LOVE YOURSELF and (to lazy to write the rest) love y'all💕-dc.🐢
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Romance"Don't worry,I'm the strongest" - satoru gojo ;) I CHANGED THE THUMBNAIL PICTURE sorry for those who liked the old one Very sorry for the spelling ERRORS😔✋ Hello! I'm honestly doing this because I'm bored but I hope I'll be able to make you smile...
