Trollex was telling the story of their escape from the Sharkanians to the young Trolls."And from that day forward, no Techno Troll had to worry about being eaten ever again. And now, our days are always so...*imitates party horns.*"
The kids repeated.
One said, "And that's why we rave every night."
Trollex closed the book, "Yep."
Another kid said, "I wish it was every day and night."
As Trollex placed the book down, another kid asked, "Prince Trollex? Do the Sharkanians still want to eat us?"
Trollex answered, "Well, yes...but only 'cause we taste so delicious!"
The kids giggled.
"Like a kelp cake?"
"Or like seaberries?"
Trollex replied, "Maybe we taste like...a seaberry-flavored kelp cake."
All went, "Yum!"
Then, another kid said, "But, I don't wanna be food."
Trollex went to her, "Hey, hey. Cheer up. You can't spend your whole life thinking about one bad thing that might happen. You need to spend your life thinking about all the good things that absolutely will happen."
"Prince Trollex?"
King Phyto and Queen Varuna were also in the room.
Phyto asked, "Whatever happened to brave King Phyto and Queen Varuna?"
The kids all shouted, "You're King Phyto and Queen Varuna!"
Phyto shouted, "Long live the king and queen!"
Trollex continued, "And you both ruled for 20 more crazy-raving years until you decided it was time to retire."
Varuna said, "And pass the crown to our beloved son, Trollex."
Trollex smiled.
Phyto then looked around, "Trollex? Trollex? Where's Trollex?"
Trollex replied, "I'm right here, Dad."
Phyto then asked, "Well then, who the barnacle is this?"
He took out Coral Blush from his hair.
And Coral said as he handed Trollex his headphones, "You're gonna be the best king ever!"
Trollex took the headphones and responded, "Thank you, Coral. We're all gonna be the best everything ever!"
Everyone in the room cheered.
***
Trollex and Beat Drop popped into the twins' room.
They were putting finishing touches on a fancy outfit.
"Shimmer! Glimmer! Is that my coronation outfit?"
Shimmer shouted, "Yes!"
Glimmer shouted, "It is!"
They both shouted, "But, that's not all!"
Trollex gasped.
He tried on different outfits as the twins named them.
"Your post-rehearsal tuxedo!"
"Coronation formal attire!"
"After-coronation rave blazer!"
"And after-after rave tee!"
Trollex shouted out, "I want to wear them all!!!"
***
Flesher had the Trolls in the kitchen.
"You see, he who controls the Trolls controls the kingdom. And I...I am that he!"
🎵After years that were down right depressing
Two whole decades unbearably glum
Watch and witness my ploy to deliver the joy
To kingdom come
Now I'm cooking up something special
My dear Sharkies are in for a treat
A little garlic and oil
And Trolls they're like royal
To fill them up with glee
'Til they all bow down to me
I'm bringing back happy
I'm bringing back cheer
When they're looking for sunny skies and sugar hides
I got the stuff right here
And once they're shouting "Chef, won't you feed me?"
They'll remember how much they need me
This delicious plan is right on track
I'm bringing back happy
Huge helpings of happy
So tell me you're happy
Happy that I'm back
I'm back
I'm back🎵
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Techno Trolls
FanfictionAfter the Sharkanians invade Techno Reef, Trollex (Anthony Ramos), the most vibrant Techno Troll ever born, and the science-enthusiastic, rather uptight Laguna Tidepool (Anita Kalathara) set off on a journey to rescue their friends. Their mission is...