Chapter 1

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TV Announcer: From the PFT studio in marginally attractive downtown Samuelville, USA, animated live in front of a studio audience, it's the Hira's Adventures Musical Cliptastic Countdown! And now, our hosts, from opposite ends of the moral, ethical and philosophical spectrum and a young genius, Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz, Hila Wayne and Major Francis Monogram!

*Dr. Doofenshmirtz, Hila Wayne and Major Monogram Come Out To Greet People*

Major Monogram: Hello Samuelville, USA!

Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Yes, we're visiting Hira's hometown during her time as a Reland for a first time and taking a break from our usual hostili—hold on, I've gotta go back one. Your first name is Frances?

Hila: It's Francis.

Major Monogram: Yes. Spelled with an i.

Dr. Doofenshmirtz: "Spelled with an i? Wouldn't that be "Frinces?"

Hila: Not a Real Word, Heinz.

Major Monogram: Yeah she's right it's, F-R-A-N-C-I-S. It's the masculine spelling.

Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Francis?

Major Monogram: Yes. Anyway, we're not here to discuss my name. We're here because Wattpadders all over the world logged on to vote for their favorite Hira's Adventures music videos. And we're countin' 'em down! Starting with number 14. Are ya ready, Dr. D?

Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Fran, Frances, Franny. Yes, very macho.

Major Monogram: You see, this is why I just go by "Major".

Hila: 14 Is very ironic because Hira, Hiroko, Cody, Diego and Hiro are 14 years old.

Major Monogram: Exactly.

Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Hey, Aren't You a Little Young To Be a Genius Host?

Hila: Yes. Yes I Am.

Chapter 1 Ended.

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