#12: One Jump Ahead
Song Sung by: Aladdin (character), Guards, The Peasants
Aladdin: Gotta keep One jump ahead of the breadline One swing ahead of the sword I steal only what I can't afford And that's everything! One jump ahead of the lawmen That's all, and that's no joke These guys don't appreciate I'm broke.
Guards: Riffraff! Street rat! Scoundrel! Take that!
Aladdin: Just a little snack, guys
Guards: Rip him open! Take it back, guys!
Aladdin: I can take a hint,
Gotta face the facts
You're my only friend, Abu!
Ladies: Who? Oh, it's sad, Aladdin's hit the bottom He's become a one-man rise in crime.
Women: I'd blame parents, except he hasn't got 'em
Aladdin: Gotta eat to live,
Gotta steal to eat Tell you all about it when I got the time! One jump ahead of the slowpokes One skip ahead of my doom Next time gonna use a nom de plume One jump ahead of the hitmen One hit ahead of the flock I think I'll take a stroll around the block
Guards: Stop, thief! Vandal!
Aladdin: Abu?
Guards: Scandal!
Aladdin: Let's not be too hasty
Lady: Still I think he's rather tasty!
Aladdin: Gotta eat to live, Gotta steal to eat Otherwise, we'd get along
Guards: Wrong!
Aladdin: One jump ahead of the hoofbeats
Guards: Vandal!
Aladdin: One hop ahead of the hump
Guards: Street rat!
Aladdin: One trick ahead of disaster
Guards: Scoundrel!
Aladdin: They're quick, but I'm much faster
Guards: Take that!
Aladdin: Here goes, Better throw my hand in Wish me happy landin' All I gotta do is jump!
*Hira watch from afar*
Hira: Wow.
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