#6: Brand New Best Friend

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#6: Brand New Best Friend

Song Sung by: Dr. Doofenshmirtz, Hira Reland, Hira-2

Hira-2: Do I Know YOU?

Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Yeah She's You From Another Dimension

Hira-2: Well, that would explain the beautiful face on her.

Hira: I don't call myself beautiful, I call myself ugly.

Hira-2: Nonsense, don't believe what foolish people tell you.

Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Does That Mean Your Exactly Alike?

Hira: Hmm? I suppose so.

Hira-2: Do you want some rice pudding?

Hira: No, that's gross! I hate it even when i was a baby. Ms. Goodway force fed me with that stuff.

Hira-2: It was a test! Almond brittle?

Hira: Ooh, I love it the most!

Hira-2 and Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Me too!

Hira: Do you collect coins?

Hira-2: Yeah, just in case
Vending machines become the

All three: Dominant race

Hira and Hira-2: I've been alone all these years
With my irrational fears

Dr. Doofenshmirtz: But not the vending machine thing. That's gonna happen.

Hira-2: But now before me I see.

*Hira and Hira-2 switch hats 2 times*

Hira and Hira-2: Someone with whom I agree I've found a brand new best friend and it's me (x2)

*Dr. Doofenshmirtz, Hira And Hira-2 Spend Time Together*

Hira-2: Hmm, I thought I'd wear my favorite dress.

Hira: Favorite dress was destroyed by Ms. Goodway. I thought I'd have both my eyes, y'know...

Hira-2: It's in this pouch

Hira and Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Ouch!

Dr. Doofenshmirtz: You know I happen to noticed that you have four ears, 1 human ears and 1 pony ears, you also have a mermaid tail attached to your buttock.

Hira: Not to mention the lion tail too.

Hira-2: Yeah?

Dr. Doofenshmirtz and Hira: Nothing.

Hira: Do Lamas weird you out?

Dr. Doofenshmirtz: I thought you love llamas.

Hira-2: Yeah we like them because, are they like camels or sheep?

Hira: No, no, I meant Lorenzo

Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Oh, that's right

All three: He played Meap!

Hira and Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Now I know all about you And you know all about me

Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Ooh-wee-ooh

Hira: And now before me I see Someone with whom I agree I've found a brand new best friend and it's me (x2)

Dr. Doofenshmirtz and Hira-2: Now that I've found you Or we can be a duo.

Hira: Wait, what?

Dr. Doofenshmirtz: That's right.

Hira-2 and Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Twice the evil Double Doofenshmirtz

Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Coming at you Fridays!

Hira-2: What- What's that, are we doing a TV show together?

Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Oh no. It just sort of sounded like it. Well, I mean, we could. We should!

Hira: Guys, guys we're not gonna be bad guys or anything.

Dr. Doofenshmirtz: But I already had taken over the Tri-State Area in this dimension.

Hira-2: *to Hira, Disappointed* Hmm, maybe we're not so much alike.

Dr. Doofenshmirtz: *to Hira-2* That can be your catchphrase! You're the grumpy one. Eh?

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