Kidnapper: *holding Semi hostage* Give us $10,000 and we'll give him back!
Semi, offended: I'm only worth $10,000?
Kidnapper: What?
Semi: Give me that!
Semi: *takes the megaphone*
Semi: MAKE IT 1 BILLION!
Shirabu, outside: SEMI-SAN SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE
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✨💕🏳️🌈SHIRASEMI HEADCANONS/INCORRECT QUOTES🏳️🌈💕✨
FanfictionExactly what the title says. This is so I can satisfy my semishira/shirasemi brainrot- oh yeah and Taichi being single.
