The not-so somewhat Sig x Reader

The Not So Somewhat Date

(AUthor Note- I don't wanna write Sig X Reader anymore I just wanna be happy.)

(Hey do you guys fear kind of naughty things? Yeah not Sex, but this fic gets a little...gross. More gross than Sig losing a dick.)

(Anyways, this was a lot weirder to write but I guess that makes it more AaaaaRGH! I did say this was not so somewhat. Anyways enjoy the fic)

It was a brand new day.
A brand new day that could have went to exciting new opportunities.
However, I didn't take any of those chances. Because they were irrelevant.

There was nothing really that important, well, aside from doing a special thing, involving my friend Sig.

We go on a date. A dream I only had for a while. 

Somehow, though, I hesitate to even leave the house. I did tell Lidelle to tell Amitie that all's fair in love and war. Is this what this is now...a war?

No, it's not a war. Amitie's not jealous. Then again...I also thought I wasn't into Sig. but...Amitie..?

She wouldn't, right?

What-ever. The time is now. Brand new day! I'm ready! Let's go- no...that's too Amitie-ish. If I just acted like Amitie, Sig would just go for her instead...

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I walked into the air outside, walking to school. Firstly, though, I take a bottle. It's going to be a long talk with Lidelle to prepare for this disaster with potential to be amazing.

I take my seat outside of the school, with Lidelle. "Hello." I said, cracking a knuckle with the bottle in my arm.

"Hello A- Hello Anata. Don't- don't tell me you'll tell me to do something about Amitie...I don't- I don't like. Being a jerk to her." Lidelle squeaked, much to my annoyance.

"No I wouldn't do that, I'm nice I'm fine. I've got this. Yeah." I gave myself a little pep talk. "Worst that'll happen is he says no. Or something. No what if he's with Amitie. Or...or or or or-"

"Anata, why are you just..stress talking to yourself?"

Oh. Right. Lidelle's here. She would probably worry about me.

"Eh? Oh. I'm going to ask Sig on a date. And I'm formulating a plan. I'm very worried about Amitie. She might be very upset about this." I confided in Lidelle, taking hold of her sleeves to make a point. "I need you to ask her if she's okay."

Lidelle shook. "Why do I have to be the go between..." She laments. She does have a point, but to be fair, I don't trust Klug.

Lidelle walked off, so I waited. I shook the drink in my right hand a little, bored out of my skull. How long would this take, anyway.

I looked around, but she never came back, at least, not before Sig did. Which caught me rather off guard as the bottle I had slipped around in my clumsy act of freaking out.

"You good, Anata?" Sig asked me. Well, of course I'm good, but it didn't seem like Sig got the hint. "What're you doing here, all alone. Isn't that kind of boring?"