Dear Auston ...

The Blue Soldiers

      Within a few minutes, I, Master MA, amd Detective Teedee (the latter two are Australians) arrived at the RED WITCH'S LAIR! And I even could hear Auston's groans of pain.

       "Auston! Stand still! I and my friends will fight the Red Witch and bring you back to Toronto!" I shouted.

       "Anyway, who's Auston, then?" Detective Teedee asked me.

       "Is Auston your friend, girl?" Master MA asked me, too.

       "Yes, Sir. He's currently playing in the Kingdom of Maple Leafs," I answered.

        "Where?"

        "In Toronto. It's the busiest city ever in southern Canada."

        "And then, what are we going to do now?"

        "AUSTON!!" I shouted again after I heard him screaming in pain.

        "Come on, guys! We have no much time in this place!" Detective Teedee said constantly. "Let's fight the Red Witch and rescue this girl's friend!"

        "You're right, Bud," Master MA replied. "Let's fight together, all at once!"

        Soon after, I heard an evil laugh of the Red Witch. And so do Master MA and Detective Teedee.

        "Welcome to my lair, you f--kin' lil' nuts!" the Red Witch greeted at us with her loud laughs of evil.

         "AUSTON! AUSTON!! WHERE ARE YOU?! ARE YOU OKAY THERE?!" I shouted at Auston once more, but he didn't reply anymore.

          "Ha ha ha ... He won't hear your shouts because," the Red Witch said harshly.

          "Because of what? Because I couldn't find your complete quest to finish another quest?"

          "SHUT UP!!!"

          "Oh, oh. Sorry."

          "What a harsh witch, Bud. Isn't it?" Detective Teedee said timidly.

          "Yeah. I think so," Master MA replied quickly.

           "Just listen! Your friend, Auston Matthews, is going to die in my own hands!" the Red Witch said harshly again. "And within a few moments, he will instantly die and all of you can't meet him again! Ha ha ha ha ..."

           "Hmmm ...," I just only thought about how to rescue Auston safely.

           "Hey, you! What are you thinking for?! Say something to your friend before I finish him!"

           "Well, yes, Your Majesty," I said with tears and my grin smile. "I agree and I accept that, the fate of the Kingdom of Maple Leafs's Auston Matthews is, die in your hands peacefully and stay in heaven. But, ..."

           "That's good. And, allow me to finish him immediately!"

           "I'm just lying! He he he he he ..."

           "What the f--kin' hell is this?! Listen! I don't like your c--ty jokes and your two bloody c--ts!"

           "Oucha! Two very strong coarse languages! Hey, Master! If there's a c--t, it should be rated MA, right?"

           "You're right, girl," Master MA replied. "Any use of the word 'c--t' always results in MA category, except in occassional circumstances."

            "Oh."

            "Alright, guys! Let's fight her together, all at once."

            "And we will rescue your friend and bring him back to Toronto, girl! Don't worry!" Detective Teedee replied confidently.

            "I believe on you two," I said in a worry of Auston's fate. "And I'm not crying for him right now."

            "HUH?! ARE YOU SURE?!" the Red Witch shrieked in confusion.

            "Let me show you my friend's smile through my smartphone!" I said confidently and then held my own smartphone.

            "His smile in your smartphone, huh?! How crazy you are!"

            "You see it, you believe it," I replied. "It's time to ... AUSTON MATTHEWS!!!!!!"

            The Red Witch (surely) screamed aloud and fainted for a few seconds.

            "Let's do this together, my friends! Let's fight her until the end!"

            Both Master MA and Detective Teedee agreed.

            "Auston! I hope you're alright."