" LISA! I HATE THAT DOUCHE SO DAMN MUCH!"
donning a white bath robe and a green beauty mask, chaeyoung let out a painful cry as she brought a spoonful of mango ice cream into her mouth. she was video-calling her best friend, lisa, who is (unfortunately) jungkook's cousin.
lisa chortled across the screen, wiping fake tears from her eyes. she enjoyed the drama between her cousin and her best friend.
" STOP LAUGHING AT ME YOU ASS!" chaeyoung scolded as she sulked.
" HAHAHAHA..." lisa calmed down, catching her breath before continuing, " oh please, he's obsessed with you for sure."
" SHOOSH!" chaeyoung protested. " HE FRICK FRACK TRICK TRACK RUINED MY CHANCE WITH JAEHYUN! I WANNA BANG MY HEAD INTO THE GODDAMN WALL!"
lisa chuckled before applying some lipstick on, " wa song yu ga ee ba ah him?"
chaeyoung scowled before squinting her eyes, " i don't speak cat. please speak english."
lisa rolled her eyes before repeating, " why don't you get it back at him?"
chaeyoung tapped her chin with her finger, " hmm, how?
lisa came closer to the screen before whispering, " that dumbass is having a blind date with the daughter of a hotel today. at the cafe near his company building," she glanced at her watch. " i think their meeting is in half an hour."
chaeyoung frowned, " why is he going on blind dates?"
lisa rolled her eyes again. " you don't wanna marry him, so auntie arranged blind dates for him," she sighed before pointing her finger at chaeyoung, accusing her, " bitch, you could've been my sis-in-law. i can't stand another spoiled brat sitting at our dinner table oogling at that butthead."
chaeyoung huffed, " no way in hell am i gonna marry that idiot. id rather drown myself in boiling oil."
chaeyoung got into thinking, cooking up a master plan in her head to get revenge and embarrass jungkook in front of his date like how he thrashed hers. he may not care much about his date but he does love his pride and ego.
she rubbed her hands together and smiled menacingly.
" you look weird. stop doing that," lisa said through the screen, looking disgusted.
" i'll get it back at him like how i tortured those who have done me wrong. good luck with that, jeon jungkook..."
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jungkook sighed through his nose as he eyed the overdressed heiress in front of him.
" ... i have a bakery in paris named 'louvre borgeious'! we sell the best macarons and bread..."
" ... we have branches all over the world! i travel to many countries..."
" ... did you know that i have a corgi named lila? she is pure-bred!..."
she is so talkative that she was the one speaking for the past half an hour. all he said was, " hmm", " i am jungkook. nice to meet you", " i am the chief executive of-" (before getting cut off) and " please, be my guest".
as jungkook was sipping on his black coffee, he stopped listening to the heiress. he looked wide-awake on the outside, but he already knocked out on the inside...
a splash of ice-cold water hit his defined face as jungkook jolted up. he stood up, horrified and confused.
" who-"
" YOU WOMANIZER! BEAST! BASTARD!"
the whole cafe turned to his direction. the heiress stood up as well.
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Fanficrosé x jungkook oneshots / short stories hey! its my first time writing fanfiction so i hope you enjoy this book :-) highest ranking (so far): #1 - rosekook #1 - chaekook