Don't Bite My Weiner
warning ⚠️🚨 kids under 17 need adult permission RATED R
Mature
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Agree Or Disagree ✓
let's see if you agree or disagree with my statements and compare them with others.
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Jokes
These are just some funny jokes I found on the Internet- I repeat, FOUND on the INTERNET so, I might have the same joke you have in your book or a joke you've heard before so don't point that out and say that I'm "copying" because I am indeed copying as I have absolutely no sense of humour of my own... ENJOY! Highest...
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Relatable posts!
If I drink alcohol I'm an alcoholic, soooo if I drink Fanta, does that make me Fantastic? VOTE :-) COMMENT:-) SHARE:-) FOLLOW:-) READ! Caitlin:)
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The Insults You Should Use (Completed)
Welcome to my book of amazing insults. The purpose of this story is to show people you can defend yourself using words.
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Comebacks
COMEBACKS! Whenever someone is treating you bad, it's time to take out this book and use some comebacks! Bring some sense into that person! Comebacks are hilarious and definitely bring that person back to earth! Highest Ranking: #117 in Humor// #19 in Random DISCLAIMER: We do not own these comebacks unless written! T...
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Sarcasm 101
A book of sarcastic comebacks and phrases that can be used in almost any situation. Enjoy :) A taste of what's in this book: Random Person" What are you doing here!?" Me: " I was too hot for heaven and too cool for h*ll so I'm stuck here." #12 in Random 09-04-17 Disclaimer: I did invent most of these comebacks but som...
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sarcasm
"Hating people consume a lot of energy I just pretend they are dead" "Sarcasm is how I hug" " I wasn't this sarcastic , it took many years dealing with assholes to become this good at it." Here : sarcastic comment remarks comebacks are served fresh daily .
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Jokes, Comebacks and Insults
Have you ever been in a insulting fight with someone, but you end up not having a insult to use or a comeback to use? Well, you'll need to read this book. This book has a bunch of: Jokes Insults Comebacks Pick Up Lines Racist Jokes Sometimes theory's Warning: some of these jokes, insults, and comebacks may be off...
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Funny Comebacks and Insults
Just a random book of funny things! (I wrote this when I was young so I apologize in advance for it being offensive or rude in any way)
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Comebacks and Insults
Hilarious Comebacks, Hilarious Insults and Burns! If you want to know awesome comebacks and insults read this book. I promise you wont be disappointed.
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How To Be Charming ✓
❝Are your hands feeling heavy? Cause I can hold them for you.❞ ❝Is your head feeling heavy? Cause I can chop it off for you.❞ The story of a boy who tries to win a girl's heart with cheesy pick up lines and a girl who honestly couldn't care less, told through a series o...
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How To Be Hilarious ✓
❝What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?❞ Just a couple more conversations for shits and giggles between four idiotic beings on how to be sarcastic and other necessities. [Book 3 in the "How To" series] WARNING: CONTAINS A LOT OF SWEARS AND TALKS ABOUT MATURE CONTENT.
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How To Be Ridiculous
Jack, Rose, Collin and I are back at it again with the jokes, puns, comebacks, weird stories and truckload of sarcasm. [Book Four in the "How To" series] WARNING: CONTAINS A LOT OF SWEARS AND TALKS ABOUT MATURE CONTENT.
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Best Motivational Story
An inspiring stories with a lot of positive and motivational words and also a book about Life, Love, And everthing else. Cover by @Docilefiasco
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Cringy pickup lines
((Completed)) You think you're funny? Well welcome to the next step, the mother of A L L Groans at the party. BAD PICKUP LINES *EVIL MUSIC PLAYS IN THE DISTANCE* So, if you need some of my* pickup lines, you're welcome anytime❤ *Not all are mine. I give credit to you if yours is in here.*
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Deeply Written
A writer only begins a book . A reader finishes it . 🥇#thoughtsandfeelings (4/12/21) 🥇#poetrycollection (5/12/21) 🥇#poesia (5/12/21) 🥇#shortpoem (5/12/21) 🥇#lovepoem (14/1/22) 🥇#rhyming (30/1/22) 🥇#poembook (6/7/22) 🥈#poembook (5/12/21) 🥈#lovepoem (5/12/21) 🥈#rhyming (5/12/21) 🥈#lifequotes (5/12/21) 🥈#thou...
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My Motivational Diary 🎀
Sometimes it's quite difficult to stay happy and positive. Things happen, and sometimes it seems like we just can't get over them. Here's my motivational diary, which is a collection of poetry, phrases, quotes and songs, that maybe will help you to feel better. 💕 Never forget how precious you are.
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Funny Texts
*•~ The second book "Funny Texts 2" is out now!~•* •~ATTENTION~• IF YOU CONTINUALLY CURSE IN THE COMMENTS, YOU WILL BE MUTED! Jokes, comebacks, funny, memes, teenage posts, you name it! I don't own any of the jokes in here. I will tell you if it is mine. If you own one of these posts and don't want it in this book...
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Thoughts and poems
the thoughts of others terrify me... so here's mine. (#1 poet - 08.03.19) (#1 sadpoems - 08.04.19) (#2 poem - 08.11.19) (#1 thoughtsandfeelings - 08.14.19)
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Words Unsaid
A collection of my poems about love, crushes, depression, feeling lonely and pretty much all the emotions I go through as an angsty teenager :P Hope you enjoy! I've been adding to this book since I was 15 (I'm 21 now). The poems get better as the book progresses (and as I've gotten older), so you might want to start...
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Do not read this book, you'll die of laughter
Having a bad day? Need a good laugh? This book is just for you! (A compilation of jokes I have found online & offline. Credits goes to the many humorous authors.)
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self-care tips
just some advice to deal with problems, if you have any suggestions on what i should do feel free to dm me 😌✌🏾
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