Did you hear about the guy who's entire left side got cut off ? He's all right now. (Story was originally just "puns." But I changed it to more variety) Trust me, if you like puns, sarcasm, one liners, comebacks, jokes, self deprecating jokes, more puns, and just funny things in general, did I say puns? You'll like t...
Have you noticed all the comeback books on wattpad are all the same? Well this one provides you with loads you have never heard before! Enjoy, and be the sarcasm royalty you know you are! Watch the Wattpad book trailer here! : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZcgfvIXL_Y
Just some random jokes and plain humor to laugh, smile, grin, giggle, (or really, just say "huh?") at. Read if you want, and by the way, we /try/ making our own jokes! ;) ~ Remember, I share this account. Plus, I am aware all jokes are not fully mine. This is also under major editing.
Is a guy annoying you that uses cheesy pick up lines and you don't know how to get rid of him? Well now you do----- READ THIS
Being a girl has many pros... But just as many cons!! This story includes the most relatable, annoying, yet slightly funny problems all of us girls face. Keyword: us- which means girls only!! Each chapter will be a new problem. Feel free to message me with ideas, leave comments, tag your friends, and vote!!!
***REQUESTS ON HOLD*** Helloooo ladies. So this is a random book of complaints I have about...Welp...being a girl. Helloooo curious boys. If I were you I wouldn't read this. You cannot unsee crazy girl things. I'm sorry if boys (or girls, though I don't see why) find anything I say offensive. The main purpose is to ma...
Hey Ladies! Ready for more laughter, sarcasm, rants, and overall fun? Haha don't worry I know I'm being cheesy. WELCOME TO THE SEQUEL OF STUPID GIRLY THINGS THAT ONLY GIRLS WILL UNDERSTAND! Let the girly-ness (not really but okay) begin! Highest Ranking: #1 in Random
Calling all tall girls!! Can you sometimes cross your legs under a table? NO. Have you ever met a guy taller than you? NO. Do you always do those awkward boob-to-face hugs? YUP. Well, this book is for you! Come here and join me so we can rant together, about tall girl problems!
Just some funny text message mishaps you guys should see! Please vote, follow, and comment!! Thanks guys :) We're at 21.7k reads guys! Thanks so much!** **We're at 1K votes guys! Thanks so much!**
How is it to be a tall girl? Well I know it , and it's hard. Really hard. Are you a tall girl? Well I wanna help you because you are not alone!
I made a Fall Out Boy Zodiacs and started running out of ideas so I decided to make my next one a broader topic. I hope you guys enjoy! :)
Quotes and facts every teen can relate to! They'll make you laugh, make you cry or in my case, blow your mind because of how many things you do that you never notice!
Have you ever wondered what fall out boy song you are? Desperate to know which green day video is most like you? Well, now you can find out, all by the power of your zodiac sign! THIS IS JUST FOR FUN PLS DON'T TAKE IT SO SERIOUSLY Y'ALL NEED TO FIND SOME CHILL HONESTLY. [I make all of these myself] -DM requests-
4.)Nail Polish Painting over your nails the same color so you don't have to use nail polish remover.
COMEBACKS! Whenever someone is treating you bad, it's time to take out this book and use some comebacks! Bring some sense into that person! Comebacks are hilarious and definitely bring that person back to earth! Highest Ranking: #117 in Humor// #19 in Random DISCLAIMER: We do not own these comebacks unless written! T...
Warning. Do not eat, drink, or go to the bathroom while eating- READING this. If u eat. u will probably choke. If u drink it will either go out ur nose or down the air pipe. If u got to the bathroom... I don't even have.to say it do I?
Have you ever wanted to just shove a boy/girl's pick up line down their throat? Well don't, because that could be considered assault. Instead use these sassy comebacks to all kinds of pickup lines! Enjoy these carefully devised, (if you call spending five minutes seeing if you can make a comeback and if not moving on...
❝A book for comebacks.❞ WARNING// If easily offended please do not read this book as you might be upset by some of the content.
As stated in the title, this is a book on funny pick-up lines. These are for entertainment purposes only. Unless stated otherwise, the pick-up lines featured in this book do not belong to me.
