Ihatemylife Stories

Sex i will shove a umbrella up your ugly pussy

~•°Post Game AU°•~ (MAJOR SPOILERS!) The setting takes place after the same. It turns out the game was in virtual reality. None of the deaths actually happened, no one a...

𝗜 𝗴𝗲𝘁 𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗸𝘆 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗺𝘆 𝘁𝗲𝗱𝗱𝘆 𝗯𝗲𝗮𝗿 𝗯𝘂𝘁 𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝗻𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁 𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗵𝗮𝗽𝗽𝗲𝗻𝘀 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗵𝗲𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗼𝗻𝗹𝘆 𝗱𝗮𝗱𝗱𝘆 𝘄𝗵𝗼 𝘀𝘁𝗮�...

this is for everyone who wants shrek to be their sugar daddy

Let's look at aethers life! But there is a harem on his back that he doesn't know about... well come on let's see anthers life! This cringe wooohoo I hate my life I ha...

Updates whenever I feel like it (I have commitment issues lmao) Suzuki Y/n and Iruma, sold by their scumbag parents suddenly finds themselves adopted by a loving demon d...

(I hate my life this is cringe) Woohoo many parts to go basically aether goes to college/high school (idk whatever u want it to b) and god's, visions don't exist (cause...

this book has now ended at 1st November 2024. I had regret making this story up. I dont wanna delete this story. This is my only book i would read everyday...But still...

um hi

puff x benatar story where puff gets brainwashed by My Chemical Romance and becomes emo. it is up to benatar to save his tortured soul. im kms

Idk what I'm doing with my life

All of this is from disc. We didn't plan it to be THIS GOOD of rps but here we are 👹

this was asked for by a reader, may have some lemon being possible y/n, an ordinary human, walks around her town, monsters were free, which makes her wonder, will she fi...

"this is a rant that I wish I could say to my excuse-of-a-father without dying instantly" And that my friends is how this rant book started, tho it has other r...

Thomas had a crush on Percy when he came into Griffin rock but hasn't told it to him because he just so scared that Percy would reject him but in reality , Percy had a c...

After rick gets rejected by morty for his age and being gay he made some modifications to tiny rick making him a girl, rikki. rickxmorty warning

DOGMAN x PETEY

shitpost/ I'm doing this to cope

Wʜ𝒂𝒕 𝒊𝒕 𝐬𝐚𝐲s ɪɴ 𝒕𝒉𝑒 𝐭𝐢𝒕𝒕𝑙𝑒 ʟᴍᴀᴏ Iɴ𝑐𝑙𝑢𝒅𝒆𝒔: •𝑲𝒊𝑛𝑑𝐚 Tʀɪɢ𝑔𝑒𝑟𝒊𝒏𝐠 𝐭𝐨𝒑𝒊ᴄs (𝒊'𝑙𝒍 ᴘᴜ𝐭 𝐚 𝑤𝑎𝑟𝒏𝒊𝒏ɢ) •G𝑎𝑦𝒏𝒆𝑠𝐬 •𝐒ℎɪ𝒑𝒔 •ᴘʀᴏ𝑏𝑎...

these thoughts are random if i say anything dumb i promise most of these thoughts are (probably) not how i feel... you can find out if thats a lie or not yourself this...