Cooties Stories

Cooties (noun) - A childhood disease used in the United States of America and Canada as a rejection term and an infection tag game. - A children's term for an imaginary germ or repellent quality transmitted by obnoxious or slovenly people. But to Scott and Mitch, cooties is the reason is why they met. PREPARE YOURSELF TO FETUS SCOMICHE WRITING I WARNED YOU.

just a short collection of poems i wrote in high school... honestly, the first and last are the best :) so if you are going to read any of it, make sure those are the two you read! (cooties & what's love got to do with it)

A witch seeking revenge is dangerous. A teenage witch seeking revenge is slightly less dangerous. Roxy has been known to lose her temper. When Adrian Collahugh breaks up with her, she desires nothing more than for him to rue the day. Being a witch, she is willing to go to any lengths to hurt Adrian. Hurt his reputation, that is. When Roxy comes up with the idea to turn Adrian into a girl, she and her best friend, Sasha, must teach Adrian the ways of being a female. At first, Adrian is aghast at the different lives of girls – he is confused by his newfound infatuation with chocolate, bras, and boys – but he soon overcomes his need to feel manly and later finds out that being a girl isn’t so bad. This novel attempts to break the stereotypes of gender roles in a humorous way, enjoyable for both girls and boys of all ages. The reviews have left readers laughing at Adrian, Sasha, and Roxy’s adventures for years to come.

- petunia, a rowdy kid who seeks to have some sort of fun in her life should be expected to be experienced with deciding her options in dating from how much she's gotten with others. however, life goes in a different direction to make her life more interesting in an unfamiliar way, meeting three types of mysterious people. will she choose anybody, or reject them with the flattery of knowing there were people flocking to her? i recommend reading until chapter 2 to get interested 😞😞 if ur into weird things for @eijiroash ❤️❤️❤️❤️ thanks for the coochie boy (NOT.) best tag rankings (i swear they were SO MUCH WORSE a week ago, idk what happened but yippee) - 5 on #cooties june 23 2024 - 1 on #danganronpa53 (its not even about danganronpa itself, just rantaro feature LMAOO) june 23 2024 - 71 on #cookies (will be more espresso cookie mentioned soon to justify this rank) june 23 2024 - 13 on #forafriend (yes!! i worked hard for this, it was so much lower before. maybe in the 50s or lower before) june 23 2024 - 8 on #lungs june 23 2024 - 78 on #blackmagic (LETS GO. i was in the hundreds or sm last time i checked) june 23 2024 - 25 on #danganronpakillingharmony (again, not even mainly about dangan lol) june 23 2024 -75 on #rantaroamami june 23 2024 - 50 on #espressocookie june 23 2024 - 28 on #espresso june 23 2024 - 11 on #forafriend (exactly what i made this book for) - 5 on #cooties - 11 on #cooties

Short and simple like I like 👍

Sakura, a sophomore, is annoyed by the boys in her class, always teases people and calls the girls "cootie girl", it bugs her so much that she has no choice but to snap at them, its not easy tho..

Y/N is a huge troublemaker in all the middle schools she has ever been in she eventually makes it to a certain middle school called Fort Chicken middle school, a certain boy named patriot thinks he finally likes a girl more than a friend, & Y/N thinks the same thing as patriot. but what happens when a certain virus gets in the way of that WARNING- MATURE SCENES,SEXUAL CONTENT, & BAD LANGUAGE

Set during the events of the virus. A mom is struggling to protect her infected child as he goes through a lot of changes

Well... It's a randomly cool story about a devastating cootie outbreak that had turned into an epedemic!

the ravelling and unravelling of us Cover Credits: @abashedly

I'm legit just writing whatever the hell i want here so uh yeah. Also I have no friends ahhhh I'm sad :)))

Vampire Knight fanfic! If Yuuki and Kaname were together when they were all 15. Zero is still alone when a new girl gets adopted by Kain Cross(The Headmaster) Zero starts to fall for her, but so does Takuma! And does she have history with Kaname? How may the chips for Aiko?

Another short story as Jacob gets capture and put into a pet store and pound for cootie kids, teenagers and preteens! But a girl his age name Emily takes him (and 3 other girls) in with her and adopts him. Which he also now has 4 girlfriends. Will they be together or what?