Devildevilhesourmanifhecantdoitnoonecan Stories

"In my class we have the Mr. C Rule: if Mr. C would do it, you don't, because it's immediately absurd by association." -social studies teacher My English teacher is back with more spontaneous quotes! Yay. I'm not complaining, but I have one question before you start reading: How are you not sick of him yet?!

What would happen if Michael Scott started roasting the Disney Princesses? Could Papyrus outsmart a baby-proofing device? Would Deadpool be a good doctor? Basically, I've made a book to record all of my crazy short story ideas from my many fandoms. There will also be some originals, depending on how I'm feeling that day. And if I get tagged, that'll be in here, too. If you have a request, I would love to hear it! (No promises, though. I can't write a story if I'm not a member of the fandom.) I've also labeled the chapter titles with the fandom name! Happy reading!

Exactly what the title described it as. A book so I can record my insane dreams in

This is a story that I created on a Google Document at school for my sister and her friends so if you don't wanna read it don't and if you do go right ahead because it's basically gonna be the same if you don't know the characters or whatever. You know what, just read the Author's Note in the beginning like every other story I ever create in Wattpad lmao

Many of the amazing words that my idols put together to form sentences.

After hearing about a group of guys who played the same game of tag for 30 years straight, our group of friends agreed to give it a try. We decided to play for the entire month of October. There were only two rules: 1) No tagbacks 2) No tagging during luch Oh, and the loser gets shamed for the rest of the year. What could go wrong? Based on a true story.

Sarah smiles like Sarah doesn't care. She lives in her world, so unaware. . . But her love is worse than nicotine. When I say shotgun, you say wedding! "What a shame the poor groom's bride is a whore." Don't threaten me with a good time. ~~~ Don't you just hate it when fanfics get the facts wrong? No, that's not how it works. That isn't his favorite color! That's not his middle name! What kind of idiot are you?! Well, now you don't have to worry about that! In this fanfic, Panic! at the Disco songs are telling the story! (Disclaimer: Disappointingly, I don't own Panic! at the Disco, Brendon Urie, or any of the songs in the story. I don't know that I even own the plot. I just mashed some songs together and put them in paragraphs. But hey, I hope you enjoy!)

The title says it all. It's like a little album for the few people that make me happy in my life.

The Avengers have a new target: a 17 year old boy? What would happen if Percy Jackson joined the Avengers? (Disclaimer: Rick Riordan owns Percy and his friends. Stan Lee and Marvel own the Avengers. I own only the plot and a few characters I created.) ***CURRENTLY BEING REWRITTEN*** The rewrite is called "Heroes of New York (NYH Rewrite)"

Sometimes I just wanna write something that isn't about fanfiction :/ so this is a little place for my mind to let things out. This could get random. As in strange, and probably depressing LMAO, you probably shouldn't read this.

The Avengers have a new target: a 17 year old boy? What would happen if Percy Jackson joined the Avengers? Nothing would go wrong, right? **This is it, guys! The New York Heroes Rewrite is here!** (Disclaimer: Rick Riordan owns Percy and his friends. Stan Lee and Marvel own the Avengers. I own only the plot and a few characters I created.)

"Can we do a little focusing on English and not on innuendos?" My English teacher is really. . . interesting. I mean, does your high school English teacher body check you in the hallway, call you by the name of a character in a TV show, or make random song references? Does he fight you for your spot in the lunch line? Does he blast music so loud that the teacher in the class 3 rooms away sends a student to your class to complain? Just wait. It gets even weirder. "Devil, Devil, he's our man! If he can't do it, no one can!"