Duolingoowl Stories

There have been many cases reported about duolingo owl. How he's abused those who haven't done their lessons or killed the lives of the innocent, those who know no better, those who know...no spanish or french because they haven't been practicing....we will only focus on three. Three events and the stories of those who witnessed it. Join me in the legend of the duo-disasters.

It's cold and drizzling, and the world is far too loud for John Mulaney as he stands alone in the alley outside a theatre. Or so he thinks. He isn't as alone as he seems, and after startling first impressions, could this surprising figure in the form of the Duolingo owl prove to be what John has been missing from his lonely life? **This fabulous meme tribute is purely tragic backstory and fluff. I haven't and won't ever read/write smut so if that's what you're here for, the door's to your left.

Short stories of unhinged inaccurate duolingo scenarios that I wrote during school to pass time when I was bored. I'll update this if I remember. I will inevitably write more. I don't own Duolingo, Duo, the green owl thing, the language learning app, just the plots and other characters included, unless stated otherwise. In this case I'm using this story to parody the Duolingo bird, please don't sue me.

hello yes hi my name is nuke and i'm not a writer. however i did make this a while ago and i just randomly decided to bring it back from the depths of hell. enjoy!

the story of when the duolingo owl adopted you, written in shakespearean.

~~~~~~~♛☯❅♚❤♾️✎➳•~~~~~~~~ "Hey, it's Duo." "It looks like you missed your Spanish lesson." "You know what happens now." . . . . . Run. Run for your life. ☟ A collection of Duolingo memes where the Duolingo owl is out out get you because you didn't do your (insert language) lessons. Enjoy and watch out for the Duolingo owl! - Herm-own-ninny19 Disclaimer: None of these memes belong to me. They belong to their proper owners. ~~~~~~~♛☯❅♚❤♾️✎➳•~~~~~~~~

I obviously don't own Duolingo. Just the unedited short stories I wrote in school when I was bored. This is written as a joke.

A touching love story between the glittery green owl Duolingo and the jolly old man Santa

I nicked the idea off microchan I did that really cool looking cover with my finger now read this to me in Spanish or die.