Duolingoowl Stories

I obviously don't own Duolingo. Just the unedited short stories I wrote in school when I was bored. This is written as a joke.

Short stories of unhinged inaccurate duolingo scenarios that I wrote during school to pass time when I was bored. I'll update this if I remember. I will inevitably write...

A touching love story between the glittery green owl Duolingo and the jolly old man Santa

hello yes hi my name is nuke and i'm not a writer. however i did make this a while ago and i just randomly decided to bring it back from the depths of hell. enjoy!

~~~~~~~♛☯❅♚❤♾️✎➳•~~~~~~~~ "Hey, it's Duo." "It looks like you missed your Spanish lesson." "You know what happens now." . . . . . Run. Run...

𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢 𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢 𝚑𝚒𝚐𝚑 𝚚𝚞𝚊𝚕𝚒𝚝𝚢 𝚖𝚎𝚖𝚎𝚜 𝚝𝚘 𝚖𝚊𝚔𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚐𝚒𝚐𝚐𝚕𝚎

It's cold and drizzling, and the world is far too loud for John Mulaney as he stands alone in the alley outside a theatre. Or so he thinks. He isn't as alone as he seems...

There have been many cases reported about duolingo owl. How he's abused those who haven't done their lessons or killed the lives of the innocent, those who know no bette...

my step bro is so annoying!!! he's always bringing over his friends without telling me and they always stare at me cuz i'm super hot or whatever🙄 anyways see how our st...

I nicked the idea off microchan I did that really cool looking cover with my finger now read this to me in Spanish or die.