Jesusxreader Stories

ONESHOT. On the way home, a bus suddenly crashes into the bicycle you were using. The moment your eyes close, you wake up in an empty white world where a man stands alon...

Help me I'm going insane

jesus cums down from the heavens and he has W rizz and he's actually a lesbian 🤯🤯🤯

Emo Jesus meets y/n unexpectedly at school. When visiting the janitors closet things take an unexpected turn, what happened to Emo Jesus and y/n. Will their romance surv...

a friend told me to do this as a joke. smut & fluff Trying to keep in as gender neutral as I can 😭

My time with Jesus, based on true stories from the holy gospel: the holy Bible 🙏✝️

THIS IS A JOKEEEE DISCONTINUED FOR MY SANITY

A love story between a barista and Jesus. What happens when this barista serves the one the only, Jesus Christ! Will he subcome to the sins or will he remain the child o...

<This is not serious my friends thought it would be funny> Desc~ Writer is jesus, yes jesus, so not a stereotypical jesus. Me but jesus god. I am a satanist so th...

Found part of the cover on an actual catholic website, are they actually trying to bang jesus?

this is not a gay MLM jesus x reader fanfic why would it be that u freak

Idek what this is gonna turn into all I know Is I should be writing the actual things I want done but NO.

Emma X Jesus a trilooogy Emma in 4BC meets jesus christ! Her lord and savior. one day after getting dumped like the stupid fucking omega she is, Jesus comes by and open...

Jesus was lonely

i'm so sorry y'all.. This all started when i wrote this down in a sheet of paper my friend told me to bring it on here.. It's all jokes I'm so sorry for being cringe her...

A breathtaking story about how a furry and Jesus fall in love. It very säxy

This is a /j moment! I mean nothing against Christians! This is a joke I have with my friends I beg of you to not take this seriously!!! 😭😭 Also gender neutral pronoun...

Everyone always says that Jesus loves you...but what if that love was romantic?

you soon discover your cheeky night with jesus has turned to something much bigger....

You are an English teacher at a prestigious academy. However no matter how hard you try, you can't seem to like it there. You hate everything about it. The classroom, th...