Knifecrophone Stories

✖️ABSOLUTELY NO LEMONS✖️ Enjoy reading oneshots about your fave characters and ships from BFB/BDFI and Inanimate Insanity!!

Knife has been having a pain in the- yea... but now he will be faced with many obstacles that could get him ended by the well known contestants. For a third time, Violen...

A vortex has opened up and sucked up all the contestants in II. Turns out, there are other object shows. With more forms of other characters. Read as they fight for a s...

Inanimate objects are waiting for the finale of an object show. But it caused the contestants to know what was happening the day after. They fight for their lives and al...

This is where everyone in I.I is in a high school with magical powers. As the school years progress and people mature, how will all the drama go down? What romances shal...

Knifecrophone Taco has a plan, and it doesn't involve a challenge, for once. Knife, on the other hand, decides it's time to confront them again. This takes place after e...

A collection of standalone Inanimate Insanity short stories I've written over the years! These scraps can mostly be read in less than five minutes. Though the subject ma...

A rubric cube comes to the object world,only to be seen as a demon.Twistable is also a demon and mousetrap is a hybrid,the 3 decided to form a alliance and start a murde...

After a friends death,black square goes insane whenever he hears anything that has to do with Loren death.Nobody knows this expect for censored and server,they try to ca...

This takes place after episode 14...After microphone eliminated herself,taco wanted to make things right so she goes to knife and help her,but a experiment gone wrong an...

Get ready to have y'all pants scared off to these creepypastas in a object show

A teen named knife is arrested for murder and a girl named microphone has a huge crush on him.What will happen if the two met? And what if one tries keeping them from me...

Microphone wants to avoid embarrassing herself. Cheesy and Soap want Microphone to confess her feelings for Knife. Somehow neither happens. (A Microphone x Knife oneshot...

The Grand Slams go on a adventure to find out what happened to Inaminate Beach.

I can't come up with a description =/ COVER BY: @Taco_SourCream <3 thanks so much fam!

When Mic lets her crush on Knife slip to Cheesy, he's positive that she has a lot to gain from getting a comedian's help in wooing her crush. Hopefully things will someh...