Maltesers Stories

A collection of snapshots of life with Dan Howell.

(Book 4 of the Procrastinators Series, set in Autumn 2017) NOVELLA Years have passed since Mia and Dan's first meeting in 2013. They've fallen in love, they've moved in...

Dans obsession with balls

A love story about a special bond between Dan Howell and maltesers, but will it be torn apart when Dans flat mate, Phil Lester, discovers their special secret. A story a...

THERE WILL BE NO A/N BECAUSE I CANT BE ASKED. SOME WILL BE OCCASIONAL BUT NOT THE MANY. THERE WILL BE SMUT ALOT OF IT SO IF YOU DONT LIKE THAT THEN I SUGGEST YOU DONT RE...

(Book 1 of the Procrastinators Series, set in September 2013) Mia Roberts has been on YouTube for years, and over the past two years in particular, she's been vlogging...

(Book 2 of the Procrastinators Series, set in January 2014) It's New Year's Eve, 2013, and Mia Roberts has returned to London to celebrate New Year's with her fellow Bri...

I saw a video by danisnotonfire and decided to make his dreams come true.

Please don't judge all of my fics by the quality of this one, I know it sucks, but I wrote it as a joke and by request. Please enjoy :D

Welcome to our tea shop, we're we serve only the finest tea brewing in MP

Makayla Evens was just an ordinary girl with a large mind. All she wanted was something to live for or even someone. Could Makayla possibly find this person? - - Makayla...

the life of a little maltese in its family

Dan Howell x Maltesers (Not to be taken seriously)

.:ONESHOT:. Dan meets the chocolate of his dreams and they fall in love. Their relationship becomes a target for hate and scorn. This becomes too much for Dan. Will thei...

basically I used to be an edgy little shit

Daniel and Philip room together in university, what could happen next?

You really don't know who is behind a screen name.