Pleasedontreadthis Stories

uh pictures of myself duh- and some dirty thoughts I have in the middle of the night ._.ll uh no reading this Cam, or yukio-

Danny Gonzales is filming a youtube video with his good friend Drew Gooden but then they get sucked into Ratatoing!!11!!2!! Danny and Drew want to escape, but things get...

Hay, BTW, don't read this shit All of the fuckikg warnings right here. read this shit now. ⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🔞🔞🔞🔞🔞🔞🔞🔞🔞🔞 ⚠️TRIGGER WARNING...

Roy, the local pizza delivery boy, and you, Y/N, quickly bond over your shared love of pizzas, blossoming into a cheesy romance. i'm gonna kms

WHY ARE PEOPLE READING THIS

I made this for jokes

Paseton x Mermaid Each ejaculation is believed to contain around 20 litres of semen. The blue whale's genitals are proportional to its imposing size, which can reach up...

uh this is real i promise...

this is short unless yall have ideas(?)

Michael Cera spots you trying to sneak a picture of him on a train, you never thought your day would turn out this way....

Do not read this

yes it's the minecraft version and yes please don't read this

i meant lover but that works too guys my friend told me to write this please no one see this

this is just kinda for safekeeping 4 me but yk

Intense love.

A collection of stupid one shot stories I made as a joke to my friends. Please do not take them seriously.

{DISCONTINUED} PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DONT READ THIS ITS SO BAD Hi, I'm Hailey Harper and this is the story of my life, my messed up, turned upside down, about to bu...

weird ass songs I made

Killjoys make some noise.

Listen to daddy or you get the belt 🦂