Novella / short story - fantasy / adventure THIS VERSION HAS CHAPTERS FOR YOUR CONVENIENCE. Otherwise, there's no difference. After Tim's apartment burns to the ground, his best friend and woman he secretly loves, Eve, invites him to stay behind her house in a gardening shed until he finds something more permanent. After moving in, Tim's life takes a turn for the strange when Eve reveals she's been dead for months, and is in the service of a powerful African goddess who plans to prevent an apocalypse of biblical proportions by using magick hidden deeply in Tim's DNA. Featuring: A gun battle between Jesus Christ and undead cultists... Rampaging, shape-shifting mushrooms... A bovine shit demon... A rhino god in league with an interstellar terror bird... And more...all to the backdrop of a doomed romance.