Of storks and elflings

Nuredhel

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Nuredhel

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When Oropher does arrange a marriage for his only son Thranduil he does discover that he has made a potential blunder of epic proportions. The bride to be is very beautiful, very sweet and very charming...and so naive she still believe in the stork. And she is to marry his hot blooded son... Something has to be done, get ready for some bizarre sex ed and a letter of enlightenment...All Rights Reserved

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Of storks and elflings
Fri, Jun 7, 2019

When Oropher does arrange a marriage for his only son Thranduil he does discover that he has made a potential blunder of epic proportions. The bride to be is very beautiful, very sweet and very charming...and so naive she still believe in the stork. And she is to marry his hot blooded son... Something has to be done, get ready for some bizarre sex ed and a letter of enlightenment...

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