frivolous [modern!college! twst x reader]

"all i've done this semester is play with leonas dog."
【"??? what about that paper i helped you write??"】
"riddle you're literally an angel but,,, as i said ive been playing with leonas dog a lot-"
.。·"she fucking fed it to jack."·。.
"well would you rather have me feed it to ruggie?!"
-"yes. please feed me i'm so fucking poor-"-
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a broke college girl runs around causing chaos.
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"wait where the fuck are we driving to??"
|"the beach. we stole jack again and kidnapped you and riddle."|
"isn't that essay due today..?"
|"yup."|
"carry on."
|"great, because riddles in the trunk and floyd's driving. here's some sunglasses, kick back and watch the world burn with me."|
"god i love the glow it makes, don't you eps?"
|"obviously, dumbass. now we may or may not be chased by an angry vil, leona, and azul."|
"oh god. what did we do this time."
|"welp,,i stole all vils beach shit, jack, and who's car do you think this is?"
"..we're so fucked."
|"oh yeah, idia's tied to the roof."
"pffttt! what the fuck?!?"
~"dont worry. i'm supervising."~
"oh shit hey lilia. how're your children?"
~"haha. they're not legally my kids but yeah they're fine."~
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cursing warning. otherwise i think we're good? idk there's not really that much romance but it is kinda implied.