WikiHow: My husband's a supervillain.

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Parts 8
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Reads 5,665
Votes 420
Parts 8
Time 1h 36m

Tubbo and Ranboo have very different thoughts on whether Michael should go into the life of crime. Not that is parents actions are leaving any good reasons to be a functioning member of society.
    
    Phil deserves a pay rise. Techno can't get some villains out of his hair, Wilbur seems certain that's because they were trained by his arch nemesis. Tommy just wants to know why his friends have a tendency for arson. Not that it isn't pog or anything, he's just curious. 
    
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    The villain Bee duo, superhero SBI AU we all deserve. ****All platonic****
    
    I guess I should also give a warning that Schlatt is not a very good parent at all times in this fic. So cw for implied/referenced child ab*seAll Rights Reserved

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Tubbo and Ranboo have very different thoughts on whether Michael should go into the life of crime. Not that is parents actions are leaving any good reasons to be a functioning member of society.
    
    Phil deserves a pay rise. Techno can't get some villains out of his hair, Wilbur seems certain that's because they were trained by his arch nemesis. Tommy just wants to know why his friends have a tendency for arson. Not that it isn't pog or anything, he's just curious. 
    
    ================
    
    The villain Bee duo, superhero SBI AU we all deserve. ****All platonic****
    
    I guess I should also give a warning that Schlatt is not a very good parent at all times in this fic. So cw for implied/referenced child ab*se

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