GMGODDALABEL
Tired of caring too damn much?
Sick of people, problems, and that one dumbass who texts "you up?" at 3AM like they ain't got a job?
Good.
This book is for you.
Welcome to the most unfiltered, chaotic, absolutely unprofessional life guide ever written by a walking lightning strike with anger issues and zero patience - Riku Voltflare.
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Inside this masterpiece of pure nonsense and accidental wisdom, Riku teaches you:
• How to stop giving a f*** (without becoming a complete idiot... okay maybe a little)
• When to care, when to walk away, and when to just stare at someone like they're stupid
• How to survive drama, fake friends, and people who talk too damn much
• And most importantly... how to protect your peace, waffles, and sanity
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But he ain't alone.
You've got:
Fid
- laughing at EVERYTHING like life is one big joke
- falling off chairs, wheezing, crying, clapping like a gremlin
- absolutely no help whatsoever
And then there's...
BYD
- pulling up with the most unnecessarily complicated vocabulary known to mankind
"What you are experiencing is a psychological manifestation of existential indifference-"
Riku: "BYD what the F*** did you just say?"
Fid: on the floor dying laughing
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This book is basically:
Chaos 🤝 Wisdom 🤝 "Who let him write this?"
It's part life advice, part roast session, part emotional damage recovery guide... and part "Riku losing his mind in real time."
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WARNING:
This book contains:
• Aggressive honesty
• Offensive levels of sarcasm
• Unqualified advice that somehow still works
• And a panda that will laugh at your problems before helping you
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If you've ever said:
"I don't give a f*** anymore"
...but still lowkey did...
This book is about to fix that.
Or make it worse.
Either way, you're gonna laugh your ass off.