I'm not a very good writer. Like, at all. It's also true, however, that I've got absolutely nothing better to do than sit down, drink tea, and belt out low quality writing in hopes of making some strangers smile.
  • Australia
  • JoinedJune 17, 2020


Stories by The Crusading Crumpet.
Granite Odyssey II. by PipPipSmashing
Granite Odyssey II.
When the elite unit of Tactical Weapons and Tea is attacked by a mysterious and elusive foe with seemingly no...
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The frustrated five. by PipPipSmashing
The frustrated five.
They're the best team ever assembled - on paper. Hired guns who'll cross any line and do any dirty deed, for...
Granite Odyssey. by PipPipSmashing
Granite Odyssey.
Gastonzo is world's most pathetic man. He lives the most boring life imaginable, but this all changes when he...
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